The Rebuttal Thread.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
As long as the threads can handle the wear and tear, Jack away old boy! euro

Well, I never expected such hospitality.

I will indeed jack away at my convenience.

Sorry to be a bother, but, would you happen to have a tissue?

I always have a tissue. You never know when jacking will ensue. Always be prepared, my pappy used to say! *hands Moose a tissue*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I always have a tissue. You never know when jacking will ensue. Always be prepared, my pappy used to say! *hands Moose a tissue*

I must say my good man, that this establishment will be getting a VERY high rating in my column.

Sorry to be a bother though, have you any jacking material, or as the kids call it these days, smut rags?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I must say my good man, that this establishment will be getting a VERY high rating in my column.

Sorry to be a bother though, have you any jacking material, or as the kids call it these days, smut rags?

All I have is monkey porn, my dear sir. I grant you full access to it. Tally ho!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
All I have is monkey porn, my dear sir. I grant you full access to it. Tally ho!

Monkey porn it is then!

Please don't rip the pages. It's a collector's item, I plan on selling it at auction when you are finished.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Please don't rip the pages. It's a collector's item, I plan on selling it at auction when you are finished.

Uh, what if I, um...you know....spooge on them?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Uh, what if I, um...you know....spooge on them?

Don't you know how much moose spooge is worth these days??? Please by all means spooge all over them. I could start the bid higher than anyone can possibly imagine!