Guess what I'm going to do tonight besides masturbate.

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pagesPoll

Poll

Tonight, I will . . .

23 total votes

. . . shave. I haven't shaved my face for weeks! 2 votes

9%
. . . dance! I love to dance like a ballerina. 0 votes

0%
. . . post a new video! I might be in the middle of making a new one just for KMC! 9 votes

39%
. . . sharpen my knife. It is so dull after all the shankings I've had to do to co-workers. 1 votes

4%
. . . make chocolate chip cookies! It is my turn for food Friday at work this week. 1 votes

4%
. . . shampoo my dog. He is so smellie! 2 votes

9%
. . . pick up my watch from the jewelry store, a diamond came loose! 0 votes

0%
. . . phone my brother who is currently in Africa hunting zebras! 2 votes

9%
. . . submit my screenplay into a competition I am taking part in. 5 votes

22%
. . . water my grass, it's so thirsty! 1 votes

4%

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Guess what I'm going to do tonight besides masturbate.

I will be doing one of these ten things! 😮‍💨

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Have sex with your wife?

Yoshi Paradise The Best Yoshi

Since you're going to masturbate tonight, my guess is that you'll be watering your grass, too.

That way, you'll be able to multitask. haermm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

i chose shampoo your dog cause you are a lonely man

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Ax3l
Have sex with your wife?

isnt that what "Shampoo my dog" means?

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Make video.

The Grey Fox Restricted

Screenplay? srug

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Screenplay? srug

'at's what I voted for.

The Grey Fox Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
'at's what I voted for.

I reckon Hiker's a hidden genius in that kind of field. mmm

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Alf

Selphie you teasing like you do

new vid for kmc! 😱

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Ax3l
Have sex with your wife?

I wish, but she's out of town visiting her mom.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Since you're going to masturbate tonight, my guess is that you'll be watering your grass, too.
That way, you'll be able to multitask. haermm

Wrong, my grass is fake, it doesn't need watering!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i chose shampoo your dog cause you are a lonely man

You are half right, I am lonely since my wife is out of town, but I am not shampooing my dog since we did that last weekend.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Screenplay? srug

I am writing a screenplay, but it's not close to being finished, wrong!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Make video.

Originally posted by Selphie
new vid for kmc! 😱

Congrats! You got it right! I recorded a video last night and tonight I will finish editing it and it will premiere sometime tonight, right here on KMC Forums!

Naz Super Senior Member

HOORAY!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Naz
HOORAY!

Dreams really do come true, right here on KMC Forums.

The Pict Defender Of The Faith

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You got it right! I recorded a video last night and tonight I will finish editing it and it will premiere sometime tonight, right here on KMC Forums!

w00t

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by The Pict
w00t

Yeah, I stopped making videos as often because I got married and I don't want my wife to know the extent of my freakness. But, she's out of town so I'm busting out the camera and making what I hope with be an enjoyable piece of entertainment.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, I stopped making videos as often because I got married and I don't want my wife to know the extent of my freakness. But, she's out of town so I'm busting out the camera and making what I hope with be an enjoyable piece of entertainment.

Wow. When she "discovers" your "skeleton" is not another women, she will pass out from the shock of it being not a big deal.

Anyway, I look forward to your video. ...better have bewbs this time. 😐

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I wish, but she's out of town visiting her mom.Wrong, my grass is fake, it doesn't need watering!You are half right, I am lonely since my wife is out of town, but I am not shampooing my dog since we did that last weekend.I am writing a screenplay, but it's not close to being finished, wrong! Congrats! You got it right! I recorded a video last night and tonight I will finish editing it and it will premiere sometime tonight, right here on KMC Forums!

😱 cool a vid by TH and I got it right!!!

ragesRemorse Senior Member

i was going to choose, put black olives on your finger tips and pretend you're a space alien...,but it wasnt on there WTF!!!? 😠

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
i was going to choose, put black olives on your finger tips and pretend you're a space alien...,but it wasnt on there WTF!!!? 😠

That's fuggin' awesome!!! 😆 😆 😆