Gum

Started by dadudemon8 pages
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You're all posting too fast!

Are we too fast ...ARE WE TOO FAST!!!

or are you too slow, betch.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah and you promised you'd never stick your finger up my arsehole too but you did that anyway. I got you back by putting your bed-farting problem out in the open. And my bean dinners have nothing to do with this!

I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I'm going to the couch.

Are we too fast ...ARE WE TOO FAST!!!
or are you too slow, betch.

Hey Dadudemon, why don't you make like a banana and STFU before I kill you until you die?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I'm going to the couch.

Hey Dadudemon, why don't you make like a banana and STFU before I kill you until you die?


Good. Go singe the couch fibers or something .

You are so cruel to me. 🙁

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.

I chew Orbit or Extra. And I pretty much like all the flavors.

I love bublicious but the flavor dies in like 5 mins. Why can't they just follow juicy fruit and have or something and make it last longer. I think they also pioneered the block gum instead of the lil strips, i think, maybe.

Whats up with the fusion bull crap. Why do we have to chew 2 pieces at once to get the same flavor of 1 piece of gum in other brands. 😕

any comments?

Yeah, fusion in BS. I just eat the packs of gum separately.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You are so cruel to me. 🙁

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.


You're the cruel one!!! No secks for you tonight.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You are so cruel to me. 🙁

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.

You can have the pooper.

I'll take the mouth.

Originally posted by McLovin
You can have the pooper.

I'll take the mouth.


Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Hahaha.

Don't look at me, I was just gonna give you a mouth full. mmm

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahaha.

Don't look at me, I was just gonna give you a mouth full. mmm


I'll bite that off too.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

didn't know some girls were so defensive about that. anyway wasent this thread about gum... 🙄

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll bite that off too.

It's too thick.

I like it rough anyways.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
didn't know some girls were so defensive about that. anyway wasent this thread about gum... 🙄

You mean a thread was derailed in the otf?

Say it ain't so.

Originally posted by McLovin
You mean a thread was derailed in the otf?

Say it ain't so.


hanuts

psssh whatever 😗

Originally posted by Lord Feron
psssh

Did ya break wind?

no it would sounds more like pants ripping apart ... like "rrrriiiiipppppp" yeah idk what to write for that

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Just for that, you get no lube. I was going to go easy on you and use some of the peanut butter from downstairs... but now dish' nigga's gonna go dry.

You'll start to bleed soon enough though I guess, then you'll just go numb.

🙂