Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah and you promised you'd never stick your finger up my arsehole too but you did that anyway. I got you back by putting your bed-farting problem out in the open. And my bean dinners have nothing to do with this!
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I'm going to the couch.
Are we too fast ...ARE WE TOO FAST!!!
or are you too slow, betch.
Hey Dadudemon, why don't you make like a banana and STFU before I kill you until you die?
I love bublicious but the flavor dies in like 5 mins. Why can't they just follow juicy fruit and have or something and make it last longer. I think they also pioneered the block gum instead of the lil strips, i think, maybe.
Whats up with the fusion bull crap. Why do we have to chew 2 pieces at once to get the same flavor of 1 piece of gum in other brands. 😕
any comments?
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.
Just for that, you get no lube. I was going to go easy on you and use some of the peanut butter from downstairs... but now dish' nigga's gonna go dry.
You'll start to bleed soon enough though I guess, then you'll just go numb.
🙂