Why Pirates are soooo much more lovable than Ninjas:D

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36. Ninjas have Masters and Pirates have Captains (and frankly Captains are just cooler and HOTTER!!!) lol

37. Pirates are ROCKSTARS!!!

38. Pirates PARRRTTTTY!!! and Ninjas meditate (although meditating is nice...sometimes!)

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Pirates are very witty and playful whereas ninjas are serious and you can't even see their faces

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Pirates could even be undead and are still and witty and loveable

41. Pirates have pets like monkeys or parrots... can you name a single ninja pet?

😆 Well said Miz Potc--and further more--pirates have a much cooler base vocabulary and are very polite--it's always Mr. Gibbs or Master Turner, The Commodore...and they know egregious and can navigate--they know avast, oh and my personal favorite--they know cool phrases like freezing the balls off a brass monkey!! Oh and the devil and the deep blue sea.

funfactoid: cannon balls sat on little tray called a monkey--iron ones rusted so they were made of brass. When it got really cold, the cannon balls changed shape slightly and slipped off. 😈 The Devil was the longest seam that had to be caulked around the ship --the fattest part of a ship and was about halfway between the deck and the water. If you fell off the bosun's chair where you were hanging and working you would be between the devil and the deep blue sea 😱 --bad news. 😉

50. Pirates have pet monkeys. Ninjas are monkeys.

51. Pirates are cooler.

Miz DethRose, love your siggy, darlin'--and I ne'er thought but you're right--they are monkeys. Oh, those ninjas.

VESTS--and BOOTS--and pirate dancing, just boys, but sometimes with the ladies.

And although, it's mostly an all boys club, pirates do have certain fine places for lady pirates--oh, and a lot more democratic--equal work, equal pay....

Anyone know about Ninja nummies? Cos with the exception of rum, I'm at a bit of a loss on the food related aspects of pirates?

There is the pirate workplace too--so much more appealing than some dank and drafty old ninja temple thang.

lol Thank you.

Pirates say argh. Ninjas say aiya!