If you were a lightsaber, where would you be?

The Master Kid-Adi Mundi puzzles this cosmic paradox himself.

I love that line coming from some wide old Jedi.

Up your mothers snizz.

What's a snizz?

The scientific term for a vagina.

I'd be a surprise butt plug.

Since Jedi are Married to their Sabers, I would find my way into Githany's pants in no time.

There would be many female Jedi that I would have the pleasure of pleasuring.

Any good looking female jedi and best of all darth vaders crotch 😄

Darth Vader's pecker burned off on Mustafar.

True.

Actually the medical droids amputated it.

They tried to save it however, as the highest possible midichloridian concentration is in your testicles.

Nowadays they grow a new Penis on the arm if it has to be amputated, then attempt to attach it to the correct place nerve by nerve.

They don't work very well I am told, but I am certain that the GFFA had the technology to give him a new one.

The reason he has no penis is because Palpatine did not want him masturbating.

Palps was a bit of a prude and did not want him cheating on the Darkside (his new wife as confirmed in RoDV).

Makes sense.

Obi Wan on the other hand aged beyond his years. Mostly we can blame his late night cyclop strangling sessions.

Lawls

I'd be in a safehouse several stories beneath the Pentagon. Of my own admission of course.

i would be hiding out in Ahsoka's throat

Originally posted by nikinik897
i would be hiding out in Ahsoka's throat

That's a low blow! 😱

Yet so right.

I would probably own some punks in the hands of Star Wars' favourite BMF, Mace Windu.

i'd be in a conviently placed skin pocket...

Why do gay people wear glow in the dark condoms? so they can play star wars. O.O

but I would be in the refridgerator... My light bulb went out in there and i need a new light.