I Need Help

I won't tell my family about this, as they just wouldn't understand, so I went here for someone to listen... Despite my name, I AM a boy.

2 days ago, I got a new dog, Lassie. It was so cute and had those understanding, symphatic eyes. I petted it a lot and enjoyed when it licked me a few places. Then, I got an idea. I took off my pants and... Well, I letted it lick on my dingdong. I enjoyed it, even through I knew it was wrong.

Am I insane?

This is the greatest thread I have ever seen.

Thanks for understanding, dumbass! 🙁

DUMBASS!?

Originally posted by Ax3l
This is the greatest thread I have ever seen.

And for the record.

You're not insane... just kind of sick. But whatever floats your boat dude.

crylaugh DUMBASS.

I know it's wrong, but it's soft, warm tongue just slips on my dingdong head in... A special manner. Unlike other dogs. I think my dog enjoy it, too, which just makes the experience enjoyable. But it disturbs me, and I have had trouble sleeping, considering myself insane 🙁 That's why i needed to talk to someone. But not somebody I know.

Well... uh..

If you think it's wrong, does that mean that you would like to "fix" yourself?

If so you should probably get some professional help.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh DUMBASS.

Originally posted by Ms. Kadabra
I won't tell my family about this, as they just wouldn't understand, so I went here for someone to listen... Despite my name, I AM a boy.

2 days ago, I got a new dog, Lassie. It was so cute and had those understanding, symphatic eyes. I petted it a lot and enjoyed when it licked me a few places. Then, I got an idea. I took off my pants and... Well, I letted it lick on my dingdong. I enjoyed it, even through I knew it was wrong.

Am I insane?

Is it strange that this is turning me on?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
BAN PLZ crylaugh

yupz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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STFU, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A A SMARTASS, THEN DON'T BE A SMARTASS! 😠

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Well... uh..

If you think it's wrong, does that mean that you would like to "fix" yourself?

If so you should probably get some professional help.

No, 'cause then all the people around me will find out! 🙁

Originally posted by Ms. Kadabra
No, 'cause then all the people around me will find out! 🙁

Originally posted by Ax3l
I already told your Uncle. He likes the idea.

Hey, you are lying! 😠

🙄

Originally posted by Ms. Kadabra
Hey, you are lying! 😠

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
🙄

Ax3l, why are you just repeating what he said? Can't you come up with something yourself? Seems like YOU are the insane one here, not me 😉
HAHAHAHA, owned!