Your April Fools Prank

No, if anything, the Illinois Nazi would be implying that the Jew is using Obama, or at least half of him (you pick, upper or lower half) against you, Whitey.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Speed up teh black army's demise. Steal MOAR watarmelunz!!!

Originally posted by AngryManatee
April Fools. Love \m/(-_-)\m/ Peace

I pulled off an excellent April Fools on my employees today. I posted a paper on the bulletin board saying that I was going to start doing drug tests, starting in the afternoon. I could literally feel the raw fear in the air, and whenever I entered the breakroom they fell silent and starting talking about dumb stuff. At the end of the day I informed everyone that it was an April Fools joke, and I had the best laugh I've had in a long time.

Now if I really enforced drug tests, I'd only be ****ing myself because I'd lose over 90% of my roster.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Recently the jews have admitted to being responsible for 9/11 and are taking apart America's infrastructure as we speak, peice by peice. If this is bad enough, they are using the blacks as muscle. Our only hope will be to close all KFCs, thus starving their black army of chikinz which provide them with their necessary proteinz. Their muscles will then quickly atrophy. Jew bodies are weak against pysical impact, so once the black hoard is starved, we'll be able to crack the jews right in their beaks. For America! Also, April Fools. Love \m/(-_-)\m/ Peace

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I pulled off an excellent April Fools on my employees today. I posted a paper on the bulletin board saying that I was going to start doing drug tests, starting in the afternoon. I could literally feel the raw fear in the air, and whenever I entered the breakroom they fell silent and starting talking about dumb stuff. At the end of the day I informed everyone that it was an April Fools joke, and I had the best laugh I've had in a long time.

Now if I really enforced drug tests, I'd only be ****ing myself because I'd lose over 90% of my roster.

What do these people do for you?

I did'nt do anything, but a friend of mine told his mom that he got his girlfriend pregnant, she was very supportive and he felt like a jerk, lol.

my april fools prank is that im not really a female

Originally posted by botankus
What do these people do for you?

They shift, cut and package his cocaine.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sooooo....what did she say when you told her?

she started in about how it was beyond comprehension how much i sucked at driving to have failed the road test that badly and then she started feeling all bad because that meant we had to put off moving for another week or two, at least... and then i asked her if she had a calendar nearby and she said she intends to give me a good beating the next time she sees me...