I have a serious secret to reveal.....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, Ax3l payed me $30.00 to quote his post and say pwnt. And a personal favor as well. awesome

I made you think he did that, changing my title for but a second through time warping to make you write that. Don't mess with da squid.

Originally posted by Toku King
I made you think he did that, changing my title for but a second through time warping to make you write that. Don't mess with da squid.

Reported

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Gasp* So you have multiple accounts, eh?

Reported

It was the same account, but I changed my name to Ax3l to fool you.

Originally posted by Toku King
It was the same account, but I changed my name to Ax3l to fool you.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You would've been placed in a queue line and there's no way it would've been changed that quick. awesome

Like I said before: Timewarp.

Originally posted by Toku King
Like I said before: Timewarp.

not really

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Mhm....I believe ya.

not really

You're just like your mother.
Oh wait, that was me as well.

Originally posted by Toku King
You're just like your mother.
Oh wait, that was me as well.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ew..you're my Mom?

Asexual space squid, remember? Keep up with the times, Sclump.

Originally posted by Toku King
Asexual space squid, remember? Keep up with the times, Sclump.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Call me a sclump again and I'll paddle you with this specially made paddle I have. It has 2 inch spikes and I sharpened them just last night when I had a hunch that I'd be dealing with poopheads like you.

Ok, 'Kelly Bean'. 😉 What is it with you kids and your true names?

kk

Originally posted by Toku King
You got your face on a smilie! Good job, SQ112220099888477575!

You might think you're being clever or something, but it's full of meh.

Originally posted by Toku King
Ok, 'Kelly Bean'. 😉 What is it with you kids and your true names?

Retard. hanuts

Stfu frooble.

Originally posted by Toku King
And another thing I forgot to mention: April Fools Day is a day early. It seems one of my flunkies forgot to put April 2 as the official April Fools Dy so long ago.
April Fools on that, too.

No it isnt.

Originally posted by Toku King
Ok, 'Kelly Bean'. 😉 What is it with you kids and your true names?

Sockalopolis.

Originally posted by Toku King
You see, I've been fooling you all since the beginning. And not just since I've been here, but much longer ago as well. You see.......
I am Moranama, something you would call a 'space squid'. I produce asexually, and made mankind. But the truth is, you are all just like me, but cannot get out of your skin. KMC was formed by my brainwaves hitting those of KMC's moderator. I found it entertaining if he made a forum, something I began years and years ago as a place to make the feeble minded feel belonged in life. All of theis writing? Useless. I made it as a form of communication to keep you all away from the truth. But now I know I could hold that secret no longer.
And all of your idols, and the dinosaurs? I created a timeshift that placed all of those things in time to make you believe that you were a part of the evolutionary chain. Religion? Just amusing statures made by me for a cheap laugh. And there is no government. It's just a bunch of puppets I put infront of a camera to look real. Press meetings? Dressed cronies up like the puppets to keep you all fooled. Democracy? More like Squidocracy. And the wars over the millenia? My version of your television.
So basically, you are all space squids infake skin made millions of years ago by me in total amusement, and everything you've ever known is a lie. April fools.

i like Chowdah

Originally posted by Strangelove
He's also a sock haermm2

Exactly what I was thinking. The whole squid obsession hmm

He seems like he would enjoy being tentacle raped. mmm