You ever masturbate in school?

My boyfriend drives a Mairuzu. Gets great gas mileage. Its a hybrid.

"Mairuzu: I'm not like you guys"

Translation: fan of the meat-rocket.

HOLY SHIT IM GETTING TROLLED

I love it when people talk about me 131

Mairuzu, don't act like you don't enjoy being in the middle of a man-sandwich...

as long as it provides warmth and protection

to deliver us from evil, amen

Nice rainbow signature you cocknose queerbate.

It's also just great that you picked a manlove movie avatar. Was the Superbad characters snugglin in their sleepin bags already taken?

Ironically, it was.

awebrow

I masturbated in school once when i was 13. the hottest chick in class saw it as well... i was soo embarassed.

but what can ya do :L

Discos,

So last year, then?...

Yes Mairuzu, I will provide warmth and wear protection

Originally posted by Throwing Yogurt
Discos,

So last year, then?...

8years.
mmm...

Just for this thread, I went to a local middle school and rubbed one out. It was GLORIOUS.

I made sure and pick the bathroom nearest the office, and was really loud about it.

bcart - I always have a tub of vaseline in my cargo van for just such an occassion!

Originally posted by Discos
I masturbated in school once when i was 13. the hottest chick in class saw it as well... i was soo embarassed.

but what can ya do :L

Did she at least smile?

Yeah once, last year, during a detention. I left the class and went into the bathroom when the teacher wasn't looking. hehehehe.

its actually how i started a relationship with a teacher.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did she at least smile?

no dude, she was a total biatch.
Funnily enough (in the same class), she sat behind me one time, I turned round and stared at her boobs for ages (she was an advanced grower), she totally caught me again and freak out.

To be fair... i was only tryin to read what her writing on the shirt said, sadly enough it says "if you can read this your are too close" :L haha busted