Anyone wanna marry me?

Originally posted by McLovin
At least spit in your hand, nigga.

Then it wouldn't be "dry" would it? Besides, she'll start to bleed from the friction and that'll serve as lube. Real niggas go dry.

EEWWWWWWWW

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Then it wouldn't be "dry" would it? Besides, she'll start to bleed from the friction and that'll serve as lube. Real niggas go dry.

Hahahaha.

Nigga, and I use the term lightly.

That's called rape. You'll get it (yours) when you go to prison.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell me to go away and then hug me, prick!

😖 Are you being serious?

I'm hurt. 😂

Poor kels

*offers 3 carat diamond ring, lube, and a pack of condoms* flirt

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahahaha.

Nigga, and I use the term lightly.

That's called rape. You'll get it (yours) when you go to prison.

Rape is when it's involuntary.

With the Blaxican, it's never involuntary. *elates ego*

So I'm fine.

Fine, I'll marry muhself then!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Fine, I'll marry muhself then!

HEY! Wait!

Remember this?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Poor kels

*offers 3 carat diamond ring, lube, and a pack of condoms* flirt

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY! Wait!

Remember this?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yes..what about it?

*walks away slowly with a droopy dick*

Originally posted by dadudemon
*walks away slowly with a droopy dick*

Can I stick ya wit ma wang!?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

as long as i can have the dirt underneath your fingernails, and you cant ask no questions. I SWEAR!!!!- You ask one mother fvcking question and i'll slit your throat biitch..slit it good. K, now what kind of cake we gonna have at this here weddin?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

You know my answer.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Can I stick ya wit ma wang!?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
as long as i can have the dirt underneath your fingernails, and you cant ask no questions. I SWEAR!!!!- You ask one mother fvcking question and i'll slit your throat biitch..slit it good. K, now what kind of cake we gonna have at this here weddin?

Originally posted by Tattoo
You know my answer.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

Only if you promise to cook, clean, and wash my clothes everyday of your life.....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Only if you promise to cook, clean, and wash my clothes everyday of your life.....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Sure, but if the skid marks are too crusty..uh-uh...

I would be more about OTHER types of stains...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No.

Deal.

No? NO?

ermm Sometimes I wonder if you even know me.

Deal, or no deal?