resume

i'm making a resume, under objectives should i put (among other things) should i put make some money, because that is the only reason anybody works

no, include...,i just to get off the couch. These bed sores are getting bad...,please hire me.

Let them know you wanna work. Then put me as a reference, so when they call me, I'll lie to them about how you saved me from ninjas and dogs.

alright, wats your info?

It's:

Goat McDonald's
45577 El Mexicano Rd.
Bakersfield, CA 92396

Tele: (760) 563-8832

reallly? thats a sad name, i feel sorry for you man

I know... I do stuff...

its just ****ing depressin gget a name change or something

I wanna be Hugh Jazz!

go for Burt Toast

Nah

I believe you mean resumé, seeing as resume is the act of continuing something.