Unusually hilarious things that happen.

Started by Kelly_Bean2 pages

Originally posted by Tattoo
Our 19 sons are all good looking.

True...too true..
Originally posted by dadudemon
Me too.

I was the only one in the theater that laughed when Will Smith killed his dog in I Am Legend. I could just picture Carlton in the background doing his dance as Will chocked his dog.

Seriously, I try not to. I know it is morally wrong to do that. I felt bad afterwards because that lady might of had some really bad medical problems and she could die tonight or something. I shouldn't try to excuse it...but sometimes....I can't help it.

😆 😆 😆

I know its wrong.......but DAMN! that is unusually hilarious. You must be a Vulcan to be able to hold back your laughter like that.

"BUCKET!"


Suuuuure..I believe ya.
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Originally posted by Impediment
I sharted once. 🙁

Hasn't everyone?

I once blew my load all over some girls face.

I forgot her name.

Hahahaha.

Originally posted by McLovin
I once blew my load all over some girls face.

I forgot her name.

Hahahaha.


Probably your Mom. You should really keep the lights on, sonny.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Probably your Mom. You should really keep the lights on, sonny.

My Mom's not white.

Originally posted by McLovin
My Mom's not white.

She was after you blew your load on her face, silly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
She was after you blew your load on her face, silly.

Face girl, face only.

You should know all about facials. awesome

Originally posted by McLovin
Face girl, face only.

You should know all about facials. awesome


Yes I do, but not by you.

Pwnt.

hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yes I do, but not by you.

Pwnt.

hanuts

I don't give internet facials.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Things make me laugh that no sane person should laugh at.

Like yesterday I mentioned that Charlton Heston died, and I inexplicably started giggling and I couldn't stop for a couple minutes.

Oh, that's just cause you are a socialist ****. No biggie.

Perhaps. I wasn't really thinking about his being the President of the NRA when I was laughing, it just happened.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Perhaps. I wasn't really thinking about his being the President of the NRA when I was laughing, it just happened.
Then maybe it's just being a heartless human being.

Oh well, don't care for Heston either.

The heartless thing is entirely possible.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Suuuuure..I believe ya.
not

😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
😐

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