Thor vs Superman

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus453 pages

Originally posted by Spire
Glad you got it out of your system.

Oh and Supes wins 6/10.

Sure.....

Lulz, at Superman winning.

Based on what do you give Superman the win?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
it pretty much explains loeb's writing style also. he probably laughs his way to the bank from selling sub par comics (his true calling in life apparently).

hearing that writer say that stuff is the equivalent of seeing that video of those kfc workers stomping on chickens that people will inevitably put in their mouths.

Lol.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Sure.....

Lulz, at Superman winning.

Based on what do you give Superman the win?

The main reasons:

Speed and not being dragged around by a hammer.

Spire, you're stupid.

Ugh, you're so stupid I hate you.

Why do you make me say these things?

Originally posted by Spire
The main reasons:

Speed and not being dragged around by a hammer.

Thor can fly without Mjolnir.

With his reflexes, he should be able to handle the speed. He can also create indestructible Barriers/Force Fields. Throw in the Odin Force, and he can amp his abilities.

Current Thor eats Superman alive. Classic Thor wins.

the hammer doesn't drag him the entire time, only when he actually launches himself into the air. after that thor stears himself by altering the hammer's direction, he's even been shown floating in the air with mjolnir stationary.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor can fly without Mjolnir.

With his reflexes, he should be able to handle the speed. He can also create indestructible Barriers/Force Fields. Throw in the Odin Force, and he can amp his abilities.

Current Thor eats Superman alive. Classic Thor wins.

Lol, I guess him walking/floating > dragged by a hammer is the the new norm.

Superman has a clear speed/agility advantage.

Not arguing against Odinforce Thor here...

only carpenters use a f'in hammer. hammers are lame.

Originally posted by shokosugi
only carpenters use a f'in hammer. hammers are lame.
Jesus was a carpenter, are you saying he is lame by extension?

Originally posted by Spire
Lol, I guess him walking/floating > dragged by a hammer is the the new norm.

Superman has a clear speed/agility advantage.

Not arguing against Odinforce Thor here...

He has shown he can fly without Mjolnir. He has not only shown he can float without Mjolnir, he has actually moved without Mjolnir while in the air. The simple fact that he commands the weather to such a degree should allow him to fly. The likes of Storm can do it.

In movement he has the advantage, but with Thor's reflexes, he should be able to handle it.

Thor has the obvious power/versatility advantage.

Okay. Should have specified as Classic.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
the hammer doesn't drag him the entire time, only when he actually launches himself into the air. after that thor stears himself by altering the hammer's direction, he's even been shown floating in the air with mjolnir stationary.

Wow really!!?!!

You mean he doesn't continue bring pulled in the same direction forever and ever + infinity after he throws it!?!

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
He has shown he can fly without Mjolnir. He has not only shown he can float without Mjolnir, he has actually moved without Mjolnir while in the air. The simple fact that he commands the weather to such a degree should allow him to fly. The likes of Storm can do it.

In movement he has the advantage, but with Thor's reflexes, he should be able to handle it.

Thor has the obvious power/versatility advantage.

Okay. Should have specified as Classic.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Jesus was a carpenter, are you saying he is lame by extension?

Jesus did not use hammers to heal people.

Carpenters using hammers = ok

Superhero's using hammers = lame

😆

Damn, never saw shoko as an anti-hammite.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
He has shown he can fly without Mjolnir. He has not only shown he can float without Mjolnir, he has actually moved without Mjolnir while in the air. The simple fact that he commands the weather to such a degree should allow him to fly. The likes of Storm can do it.

In movement he has the advantage, but with Thor's reflexes, he should be able to handle it.

Thor has the obvious power/versatility advantage.

Okay. Should have specified as Classic.

Yes moving at great speeds performing incredible acrobatics. Why are you bringing this up though?

Floating/walking on air > being pulled by a hammer.

I like your continued usage of the word 'should'.

Please promise me you won't go and get scans from the Thor v Wolverine FTL battlezone thread, ok.....

Originally posted by shokosugi
Jesus did not use hammers to heal people.

Carpenters using hammers = ok

Superhero's using hammers = lame

😆

superhero's getting their ass kicked by a green rock = lamer

Carpenters using hammers = ok
Superhero's using hammers = lame

any man wearing red underwear besides for kinky experimentations in bed, is what's really lame 😬

Thor ftw

~Sado

Originally posted by Sado22
any man wearing red underwear besides for kinky experimentations in bed, is what's really lame 😬

Thor ftw

~Sado

especially wearing it on the outside exposing themself to the world is whats hilarious about it 😆

Originally posted by chomperx9
superhero's getting there ass kicked by a green rock = lamer

superheros getting their ass kicked by a dumb green monster OVER AND OVER AGAIN = LAMEST

the same stupid green monster vs. superman