Abridged version of ROTS script! LOLZ!

Has some swearing, but man! This is funny. Just read it through for a good laugh:

http://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html

omg that was sooooo funny

...3 years ago

^^^PVS.

Seriously Paul, reading all your posts for the last 4 years I have to ask: does ANYTHING make you happy? 😛

there are any things that make me happy. old tired (and already posted) jokes from 3 years ago isnt one of them i'm afraid.

Alright, just checking. 😄

Looks like I'm late to the party. But I loved this part:

EWAN MCGREGOR

It’s over, Hayden. I’ve got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in Episode 1 right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your sh!t off.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my sh!t cut off!

He JUMPS and gets his SH!T cut RIGHT THE F*CK OFF. Then he is COMPLETELY BURNED.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

Motherf*cker!

EWAN MCGREGOR

I’m leaving, Hayden! Even though you are writhing in agony, I won’t do the humane thing and put you out of your misery. You’re the d!ck, though.

😂

Lol, this makes me fully appreciate just how sh*t RotS is.

Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL, which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apparently. Despite this, IAN refuses to stop doing it.

IAN MCDIARMID

Must… bridge… gap… to… original… trilogy…

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I bookmarked the page.

They've got a bunch of other good ones too: Superman Returns, Jumper, Independence Day, etc...

Also Ep I and II.

Still fun after all these years.