Deadpool vs Arkham Asylum

Always in the need of money (and not to mention some entertainment to kill time during the occaisional TV Writer's Strikes), Deadpool picks up a new assignment, one that should prove to be most entertaining (and right up his alley)

And that assignment? Infiltrate Arkham Asylum, and take out a variety of targets that have crossed various underworld crime figures of Gotham City.

So, allowing himself to be captured (not without a fight, of course), and "feigning" insanity (which of course, was no challenge to Ol' Wade), Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, has been committed to Arkham Asylum for the Criminaly Insane.

But its going to be a full house already. Already packed with its usual long-term "guests", Deadpool will have to fight his way to the top of the pecking order, as well as take out the various contracts that he has signed up for.

The current residents of Arkham include: Firefly, The Mad Hatter, Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Corneilus Stirk, Charaxes, Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, Mr. Zsasz, and of course, The Joker.

Will The 'Pool be able to fly over this cukoo's nest, or will the Inamtes of Arkham Aslyum show Deadpool who rules this roost and that there is no "Arkham Redemption?

Jesus Christ.

Deadpool gets owned.

Originally posted by batdude123
Jesus Christ.

Deadpool gets owned.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
by who? 😕

doh

*sigh*

Did anyone ever tell you that you give them a headache?

Originally posted by batdude123
doh

*sigh*

Did anyone ever tell you that you give them a headache?

No.

First of all, Poison Ivy is a Swamp Thing-lite character who by herself would annihilate Deadpool. Throw in the rest and, you get the point...

Originally posted by batdude123
No.

First of all, Poison Ivy is a Swamp Thing-lite character who by herself would annihilate Deadpool. Throw in the rest and, you get the point...

Originally posted by Master-Borg
they're in arkham...they don't have their equipment dood 😐

You're kidding me, right? Poison Ivy doesn't need equipment, dooooooooooooooooooooood.

Originally posted by batdude123
You're kidding me, right? Poison Ivy doesn't need equipment, dooooooooooooooooooooood.

ok, Im not familiar with current ivy's power then

I assume she's kept under control with neural inhibitors?

anyways, besides Ivy then, no one in arkham poses a threat to Deadpool

only people pose a threat in that environment is killer croc, and he goes down easy, wade will have a great time with joker

Deadpool would probably win. Doesnt he have an insane healing factor? If so, Poison Ivy is no threat.

.............I'm a huge deadpool fan. I consider him one of my all time favorite characters. BUT GOD DAMN! Someone really hates DP to send him to Arkham. ❌

Against the cream of Batman's rogues gallery, he doesn't have a prayer.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
.............I'm a huge deadpool fan. I consider him one of my all time favorite characters. BUT GOD DAMN! Someone really hates DP to send him to Arkham. ❌

Against the cream of Batman's rogues gallery, he doesn't have a prayer.

How? DP should be able to beat Bats. There is like 2 people on that list that might put up a fight against DP unless if there is something I am missing?

Really now?

Does anyone there besides Poison Ivy have abilities that can be used without their equipment?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
.............I'm a huge deadpool fan. I consider him one of my all time favorite characters. BUT GOD DAMN! Someone really hates DP to send him to Arkham. ❌

Against the cream of Batman's rogues gallery, he doesn't have a prayer.

Explain.

Who is gonna stop Wade (besides Ivy, who wouldn't be in Arkham anyways, unless her powers were cut off).

I see it as Arkham being home-court advantage for the rogue's. it's not a straight fight, it's him facing a bunch of loons (some of whom are crazier than him) on their turf.

My interpretation....

Wade would become buddies with Killer Croc, smack around Firefly, hit on Ivy (and get his ass kicked), have interesting conversations with Harvey, annoy Freeze ('"Ice to meet you Frosty, oh hey did you meet Santa ? 'Cause I Reeeeeeeeally want that pony ! "😉, Ignore Stirk, Bait Charaxes, hit on Harley Quinn (And succeed ! Joker doesn't give a crap and Miss Quinn has a thing for insanity and sob stories, which Wade has in spades), piss off Scarecrow, compare hit lists with Zsasz and finally.....he'd wedgie Joker.

After all that the Merc with a mouth would blow up Arkham and ride off into the sunset with Miss Quinn and a reluctant Ivy.

Originally posted by llagrok
Really now?

Does anyone there besides Poison Ivy have abilities that can be used without their equipment?

Croc ?

They allow Mad Hatter his hat in Arkham. Also Poison Ivy was shown in "Arkham Hell" that her powers still work, such as a kiss could still kill, but they made sure no plants were around her so she could manipulate them.

Are the other inmates there like Doodlebug, Magpie, and others? Or we just using the people you listed?

You do all realise Deadpool won't be allowed his equipment, right? He dies, he's good, not THAT good.