Mate, Mate, Mate, Maaaaatttteee: Kram3r Essay
Jesus ****ing Christ. It hit me. It him me like an uncoordinated soccer shot by JacopeX to the head when he was clearly aiming in for the ****ing goal. Perhaps it's always been there, in fact, I bet it has. However today, I just noticed how much of it has happened to have just flooded this place. Granted I haven't been on here often, 'iight? And I ain't have no go at you shazza's alright? Just hear me the **** out.
Alright so I come online and I just skip through random threads and the trend appears. Girl A says (para-phrasing to the point where quotes are made up) "Omfg, I wanna **** her droolio", Girl B says "She's incredible hot, I'd soooo do her" and the Girl C (which is every girl) "Yeah, I'm bi but I'm not bi". I noticed what was happening and instantly my face goes like this:
Did it happen over night?! Or was I oblivious to it the whole time!? Seems to me (again, I have no problem about it, just pointing it out) some how all you bitches, in some shape or form (notable shapes include the shape of Tommy Pickles head aka Roland), are bi, to some degree. Now, again, I've had my trouble here so the disclaimer comes again, I'm fine with it. My best friend on here, Ax3l is bi! Would I do him? Yeah, bit of American beef jerky ain't going to do me bum no harm, amirite? Also, bi chicks are open to suggestion for Kram3r sandwhichs, amirite? Anyway, just thought I'd express my opinion. Good on you bitches.