**** me dead!
I was all sitting down on me Veranda drinkin' me some VB and all of a sudden out of ****in' no where me ol' lady comes out and is all "Love, got your Weetbix" and I'm like "Struth! Time for some bix already, darlin'?" and she was "You have slept a wink" and I'm like "Bloody oath I haven't. If I see Keith walk onto my property again that blokes going to get it in the bum when I start chasin' him down with me ute, the poor darlin' has already done over 9000km from here to Alice Springs, aimirite?". haermm