How many partners have you had sexual intercourse?

Started by ScarletSpeed34 pages
Originally posted by dukemuken
then good luck on your 2nd sexual conquest.

You and your sexual conquests 😂

Pu-ssy.
the greatest motivation of all.
possess it, you become a a god of whore

(cant finish the poem)

Originally posted by dukemuken
Pu-ssy.
the greatest motivation of all.
possess it, you become a god of whore

Your posts amuse me, you treat sex as if it is war😂

I'd quite like to see a picture of Duke.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'd quite like to see a picture of Duke.

me too... post a pic Duke?😂

my thoughts exactly.

well im king xerxes. me and my army of 10,000 sperm are ready for battle. im going to conquer her hot gates. (thats metaphor for pu-ssy for you dumbpplz) i might also go around and go to the goat path (thats a metaphor for anus for you dumbppl)

Originally posted by dukemuken
well im king xerxes. me and my army of 10,000 sperm are ready for battle. im going to conquer her hot gates. (thats metaphor for pu-ssy for you dumbpplz) i might also go around and go to the goat path (thats a metaphor for anus for you dumbppl)

That is not a pic 😕

Only 10,000 sperm? What, you shootin' blanks?

has he been accused yet of being a sock?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
has he been accused yet of being a sock?
I was thinking about it. I was going for Smiter. Or hetero part of Urizen, but then I figured it was probably paranoia.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
has he been accused yet of being a sock?

He seems genuinely interested in the discussion 😂

I remember Smiter. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Break Dancing...............JUST SAYING. 😄

Took you long enough..............just saying. 😛

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Took you long enough..............just saying. 😛
uh oh....cabbage patch time.... 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
uh oh....cabbage patch time.... 😄

LOL WUT? 😂

WOW! A lot happened when I was changing the oil on my cars...

ScarletSpeed, not everyone around here are a**holes. Some of us are pussies and dicks. 😉

RJ, you are loved by plenty here. You made just about everyone's "hang-out with" list so that would make you pretty much the most popular person here.

Sex is goooooood. Make sexy time all the time. Be SAFE though. If the girl has a bloody cottage cheesy discharge, you should probably pass.

AC

There is truth behind the "That guy is an a**hole. He needs to get laid." There is a flood of "I feel good" hormones that are released during and after sex. It really does "loosen you up" a bit. It at least makes you happier...or that is what they are SUPPOSED to do. That's why we like sex...we are literally addicted to the hormones that come with sex. 😉

When did hang out lists make someone popular?

Regarding the sex remark, yes I recognised that soon after.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
When did hang out lists make someone popular?

-AC

He's certainly popular amongst the members here which was my point. One or two posters who hate him doesn't change the fact that....the posters like him. shrug Also, I can understand why a "hang out" list might appear to be strange to you because you subscribe to the intelligent concept of internet anonymity. However, it certainly takes a degree of comfort to admit to others in this forum that you enjoy a fellow poster so much that you would being willing to extend a level of trust enough to actually share company with them. There is a certain degree detachment that accompanies the public forum "admission" of that trust...giving itself to a subconscious, or rather, an unrealistic measure of one's actual trust towards the recipient of the affection.

There could also be the fact that RJ got so many vouches because of the bandwagon type of mentality, however, this is much less likely than the fact that many of the people here simply like him. He is usually visible because he frequently posts posts and he posts his pictures quite often as well. He doesn't lash out for no reason. Because of his visibility and cool demeanor, probability states that he will gain favor in other frequenters of the forum.

You may be asking yourself, "Why did dadudemon go through all of this when I made a simple statement?" Quite simple, really. You are AC. As such, anything I respond with must be thorough and logical. I can see at least two missing pieces to my above justification/logic concerning RJ's popularity, however, I gamble/calculate that they will be overlooked. By mentioning that last statement, you will now think about the possible missing logical pieces that provide further justifications for my mentioning RJ's popularity. Considering that you are AC, you may have already thought of those whilst reading initial tw paragraphs of justification. I, obviously, thought of that as well. I considered that since you are not arguing that position, it serves no purpose to attempt to justify my statements further. The positive gained from thinking about further justifications for RJ's popularity may only serve to furthering or even expounding your perspective as a means of countering my justifications. This is not an ability that I would count you out of because, let's face it, you're AC.

All of the above thoughts were originally conceived before I posted what I did about RJ and the sex comment. My words were carefully chosen because they would fall upon the eyes of RJ's "enemies", RJ himself, and more importantly, those ridiculously clever eyes of yours. I had to chose them to both flatter RJ without justifying his position and NOT offend RJ's "enemies". It is similar to being able to move two chess pieces in one move while still only moving once. You put your opponents in "check" while also protecting your king. I do not profess that that "move" was flawless as I could poke holes or think of other puzzles pieces and poke holes into them. (Because some perspectives have complimentary perspectives that can be flawed and, therefore, cause issues with the professed perspective.)

I know that you have probably thought of several things while reading this: you may be wondering WHY did I go through all of this, reveal specifics about my position which may be detrimental if this discussion is further debated, and basically summarize my thought process for the presented justifications. I have seen plenty of debates that you have had, to know better than to debate with you. While I may respect you, I find no honor in getting raped by the ones I respect. (The flawed parallelism in that last sentence was intentional, but it is still improper to do in English...so overlook that, please.)

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Regarding the sex remark, yes I recognised that soon after.

-AC

I figured you did, but you didn't "hear" the medical side of it. IMO, the saying is used primarily to trash talk, but maybe not entirely unfounded. For me, a colloquial saying carries no weight until I understand it fully. Even then, that saying may STILL carry no weight and it ends up being nonsense...which a lot of them are. I apologize if it came off as though I was patronizing you. Considering that extremely logical and factual mind of yours, I figured you would appreciate the science behind and insult thrown your direction. However, if you are getting laid regularly, that saying actually becomes null in its application towards you. That would, imo, make you more of an a**hole as there is no quick superficial excuse of the accused tension. I could go on with three more points, but I feel that readers may grow tired of reading this.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
LOL WUT? 😂

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