And the author is incredibly modest as well.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)“Huh?” I asked.
”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the ****? You torture my bf and then you expect me to **** you? God, you are so ****ed up you ****ing bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such ****ing sluts.” answered Draco.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A ****ING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
Well, I learned some things today.
-Draco Malfoy cuts himself and listens to punk rock.
-Ron Weasly has the nickname Diabolo, and turned emo.
-Harry changed his first name to Vampire, and turned emo.
-Hermoine changed her name to B'loody Mary, and turned emo.
-Harry(or 'Vampire'😉 and Draco used to be gay lovers.
-Ebony is "God at too many things".
-Hagrid is a pedophile, and turned emo.
-They're all apart of the band 666.
-Snape and Loopig are pedophiles that videotape naked underaged girls.
-Voldemort talks like he's from the 18th century.
-Ebony somehow keeps on going back to places she coincidentally 'did it with Draco'.
-Dumbledore is also known as Dumblydoor.
-Everyone's a Satanist.
-Voldemort is also known as Volsemort.
-Preps are evil incarnate.
-Satan made humanity.
-Everyone's a vampire.
-Dumbledore's favorite word is f***.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU
That fanfic is on youtube
Originally posted by taft
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuUThat fanfic is on youtube
Funny, but it'd be funnier if it was in the narrative sarcastic voice like the Full Life Consequences video.
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I wish he did the entire series.
Re: Fanfiction
Originally posted by Toku King
I think I just read the most horrible thing ever written ever..
That fic is absolutely infamous. It's hysterically bad. I tried reading it once and couldn't get more than half a chapter in 😛
Some fanfic is really, really good. But the good stuff is very hard to find and some of the bad stuff is hilariously bad (and usually not intentionally).
Re: Re: Fanfiction
Originally posted by Peach
That fic is absolutely infamous. It's hysterically bad. I tried reading it once and couldn't get more than half a chapter in 😛Some fanfic is really, really good. But the good stuff is very hard to find and some of the bad stuff is hilariously bad (and usually not intentionally).
Acutally, now I'm attached to it. It's the single funniest unintentionally hilarious fanfic of all time.
Jeez, whoever wrote it must be an absolute loser with no friends whatsoever.
Originally posted by Röland
This is the best fan fiction ever.[b]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
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John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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I love this too.
Spiderman just finished one of the thugs off who was bleeding so very heavily. About to hand him over to the police but he let him off. “If you try to rob a bank again you’ll be behind bars for a long time” shouted Spiderman as he ran away. I’m almost out of web I better get home and refill.“Not so fast Spider-Man,” shouted an anonymous voice
“Who’s there,” shouted Spider-man with a little bit of fright in his voice
“I’M SHARD” said the thing or man “A mix from Venom and Carnage your worst enemy!” Shard hissed with his long deep red tongue, wriggled round Spider-Man with out him noticing in the dark street and pounced at HIM, grabbed his neck and started to strangle him with his super strength, “I’ll kill you Spider-Man if it’s the last thing I do,” yelled Shard as he tightened his grip.
Spider-Man with all his strength picked up his arm and web Shards hand. Spider-Man flipped him over and ran. As Spider-Man got home he fought to himself who was that guy and why would someone want to clone Venom and Carnage. That night Spider-Man could not sleep he just couldn’t get Shard out his head! Tomorrow I’m starting a full investigation to find out who this Shard guy is and once I find him I want answers.
Boy, this guy sure knows his grammar. And I love how there already was a Carnage/Venom mix in the comics called Hybrid, but at least he could speak proper English.