Zoophiles say the darndest things! (TL;DR warning.)

Yessir, the sick ****s who like to have sex with animals are here today with all their wit and wisdom. Allow me to share with you their oh-so-quotable quotes.

Part 1:

I’m a zoo, and I’m okay with dolphin sex. I embrace peace, beauty, and harmony with nature. Zoo is the way I am. If I had been given a nickel for all the times I’ve tried to change, I’d be able to afford a ranch with some horses. Zoo is a valid sexual orientation and a lifestyle. Usually when non-zoos hear about it, they freak out, blow it out of proportion, and think it’s the most disgusting thing in the world. The real perverts are those who think the lifestyle is all about the sex and nothing else. But zoophilia isn’t a sick joke, prank, or stunt. It is love between species.

Zoophilia is different from bestiality, which is simply sex with animals without the love.

[Ah, I see. It’s good to know you’re not one of those pervert dog****ers who don’t lurve their victims.]

morality is irrelevant when applied to unharmful sex.

[Glad we cleared that up.]

SOMEONE POSTED MY STUFF ALL OVER THE INTERNET! I DIDN’T CARE AT FIRST TIL MY MOM AND DAD SAW THEM ALL,NOW THEY TOOK AWAY MY DOG! PLEASE DELETE THEM ALL!

[Internet vigilantism at its finest. Fat ugly skank posts pictures of herself sexing her dog, Anonymous gets ahold of it, justice is done. Good work, Internets. Good work.]

Bestiality /is/ natural. It doesn't take much research to discover interspecies relationships, and cave paintings depicting it predate the theoretical beginnings of Christian mythology by millenia. Intolerance to others' sexuality, on the other paw, is unnatural. I take it that you feel no one should be allowed to be zoophile, nor tolerate those who are?

[Pretty much.]

Artificial means man-made. Humans could never come up with anything so heavenly as a canine phallus.

[This was said in reference to a website that makes sex toys in the form of animal…parts. (Why do I know this? It is divinely-ordained, I fear. I must suffer that I bring you lulz.)]

Bestiality is the practice of sexual intercourse between a human and a non-human being. Some people who enjoy acts of, or thoughts of, bestiality call themselves zoophiles and their sexuality is often referred to as zoophilia. The word, however, is NOT the thing. A zoophile IS NOT a good or bad being just because of the descriptive verb; good or bad depends upon the individual, not the word one uses to describe oneself.

This topic can be very emotional and confusing, and well it should be, for there is great potential here for ulterior motive and abuse. On the other paw, bestiality is as old as the human species; it's been a part of human nature since well before recorded history, and the earliest cave paintings detail human beings copulating with non-humans.

As sex became an issue for control, as well as other animalistic drives, bestiality was included, along with homosexuality and witchcraft, in the list of taboos to be regarded as depraved and evil. My wolf does not believe that bestiality is, in and of itself, evil, and that this act, if entered into honorably, can create very strong and intimate bonds between human and non-human beings.

I do not see a borderline between myself and an animal being, for I am an animal being. All animals share the same fundamental biology. All animals fear, anger, love, seek pleasure, and respond to a great variety of mental and physical stimuli in much the same way. All animals think and have the ability to reason and accept, disregard, or avoid situations; unless they are being forced. All sentient beings love and often seek close relationships with other creatures. Typically, it is humans who divide and categorize everything; break everything down into mental paradigms and apply ideas of proper and improper to them. Non-human beings tend to live in reality and decide at the time if something happening is proper or not and then react accordingly.

The unfortunate side of the coin is that there are always evil people who will use others for their own gratification; there are those who take pleasure in abuse and in holding power over other beings. I find creatures such as these contemptible and lowly. Their souls are primitive and they have a great many hard lessons to struggle through in their spiritual evolution.

I am intolerant of those who abuse others. It's so easy to be cruel. I will not condone nor support abuse in any form. I will report abusers to the authorities and I suggest that others do the same. I am an activist for animals and I seek legislation that makes animal abuse a serious crime that carries hard penalties, equal to like crimes committed against human beings.

I do not, however, believe moral issues should be made a matter of law when they do not actually involve harm against others. Bestiality should not be illegal. Intimate sexual contact between creatures can be a beautiful and inspiring thing. If sex becomes abusive then laws against abuse should already serve to penalize such activities. We do not need to tell beings what they can or cannot do into their private lives, unless they are causing tangible harm to others.

It has been this wolfs experience that human and non-human beings can enjoy sex together. Either one likes to be intimate and physical with another or not. It's not difficult to know when someone is disinterested or turned off by another's sexual advance. To proceed with a sexual act against another's will is immoral; it's ill virtue; it's disrespectful; it's damaging to the soul; it's rape; and it's evil. When both beings are enjoying the gentle touch, though, sex is a deep and beautifully intimate experience.

I advocate close, even sexual, relationships between human and non-human animals, so long as they are honest, mutually enjoyed acts of love.

[WRONG.]

It’s not official yet, but there’s no reason bill SB 6417 (link) will not pass back in WA. The provisions of this bill are so far reaching that even talking about zoosexuality could land me in jail and have Cody taken away from me. Needless to say it’s just too risky for me to ever consider moving back home now, especially because I’m too open of a person.

Basically I’ve been exiled from my home and my family thanks to politics and the morality police.

[Oh noes! The MORALITY POLICE are saying you can't be a dog****er? Horrors. Damn them to hell and such!]

So because you/others can't be sure it's consentual, that makes it wrong?...I used to look at human pron and it just disgusted me, however when I looked at national geographic, a particular picture of zebra became my first visual image in which I used to masturbate 2"

[Yes. Yes, it is.]

There are so many dogs that are sexy ... all dogs are beautiful and sexy and loveable and beautiful ... so are dalmations...

[…]

Woof ! Grrr ! Hi There ! First I'm A Zoo And Love My partners without question . Love Large and medium dogs and Calfs ,Mini poneys, Pygmy Goats . I prefer to be on top . Of course a nice hard Shag by a sexy beast is good too . Can't wait to Tie with a nice friendly Male Chow chow My Fave. Or A Saint Bernard .For Mutual fun . I'm Also A Furry And A Yiffy Furry Artist/Author FurSuitr FurSuit Maker . My Fantasy is to have a FurSuit FurPile Males And Females and Tape me being used like the little horny ***** I am inside ! Anyone who thinks Its wrong to love animals Physiclly is Wrong ! You Know They Bond with us when we become thier Lovers as well as thier Masters . And Also Theres Nothing Hotter Than A ***** In heat ! Except mabey a Mare In Heat lol

[…]

I am so in love with my 5 year old bearded dragon-Seth. When I first layed eyes upon him in the petsmart, I knew! He was the one for me!

[God, where are you?]

Part 2:

There is a great deal of confusion about what zoophilia is. There's a proper definition, which I would LIKE to use, and there's popular definition... that exists thanks to the porn industry. The later definition is what most people unfamiliar with the orientation are likely to assume, especially if they try to research it on the internet... again, thanks to the porn industry.

The technical definition of zo o phil i a (and zo oph i lism) is 1) affection or affinity for animals, and 2) erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals. To me zoophilia means to love non-human beings and find them sexually attractive. I suspect this is how most people who consider themselves zoophilic like to think of it. However, the definition leaves a lot of wiggle room, for one can apply either or both parts of the definition.

The porn industry, through their greed, has pushed the "sexual contact with animals" aspect of the word and left love in the dust. For this reason I think insult when someone calls me a zoophile. I love lupines first and foremost. Sexual attraction to them is also a part of me. But it's not all there is to me. I'm not out to **** every dog I encounter... this IS NOT what I am! To insinuate this is liken to being called a sexual predator... this IS NOT what I am. Just because a man loves women doesn't mean he's out to rape them.

Without people who think of themselves as zoophiles, animal rescues would be hard pressed to find volunteers. Many additional dogs, cats, horses, and other animal beings would suffer for lack of kindness and love. Most of these people DO NOT molest animals... some might... but the people who involve themselves in animal rescues are not merely interested in sex. Most of these people have very deep feelings for their wards. They take responsibility for them, they feed and shelter them, clean up after them, nurse their wounds, and show them the love that "normal" human beings failed to provide. If these people were sexual predators looking for a **** there are a lot easier, and less ethical, ways to obtain it.

Those who denounce zoophiles denounce some truly great human beings who fight to defend animals from the indifference of those who would neglect, abuse, torment, and kill them without giving a second though. Having deep heartfelt passionate feelings for an animal makes one think of them as an average person thinks of other people... unique, precious, and irreplaceable. Thus, the conviction to preserve the lives of animal beings is extremely important to them... and when one fails the heart is sorely torn.

I have been meeting and woofing with those who consider themselves zoophiles for almost 6 years now. I have met hundreds of good people who love animals and fight to defend them. Many of these people work for popular animal shelters and sanctuaries under the very noses of those who make condemnation of zoophiles well known. In many cases if these hate-mongers understood who they were condemning they would be not only amazed but ashamed as well. They will doubtless never know though, because of the bigotry against people with sexual feelings for animal beings the mass majority of these people lurk in shadows, very careful of whom they reveal what to. Those of us who rise, are harassed by hate groups like as ASAIRS, and are condemned for our desire to express a different view are in an extreme minority; and we are fools, no doubt about it.

Now, there's always a negative side. There are a lot of people who call themselves zoophile, but I call them posers. These people are not interested in loving animals; they are not interested in caring for them or taking any responsibility. These miscreants want to either **** the animal or the animal's owner and that'll be the limit of their involvement.

Many of these "zoo posers" appear as gay men who do not have an animal companion themselves. They complain that they cannot achieve a living situation whereby they can afford to keep an animal. They often frequent zoophile forums while placing personal ads seeking a "first time experience." What they want is to **** someone else's companion. Having to love, feed, and care for an animal being is too much work; having to worry when the animal becomes sick or having to cry as the animal passes away isn't part of their orgasmic equation.

There are way too many of these worthless freaks and I think a reason they proliferate so well is the bestiality porn industry... which turns them on to a new kink and inspires them to the idea of having sex with non-humans... or using an animal as an excuse to get in the pants of someone they consider desperate for sex.

So what is bestiality? A lot of people spell it "beastiality," but the correct spelling is bestiality. Bestiality is sexual intercourse with non-human beings. It is considered sodomy in many places. It's usually taboo and not well though of by a majority of the dogma-afflicted.

I think bestiality is fine for those who practice it in loving relationships. I think interspecies sexual union is an intimate and beautiful thing. It is my understanding that human and non-human animal beings have mated together for thousands of years. There's pictures of it on cave walls it was so highly though of... there's paintings and pottery dedicated to bestiality. It is my understanding that both human and non-human animals are very capable of consenting to sexual union and it' is very possible for them to mutually enjoy the sensation of flesh against fur.

[...]

I think that people who harass those who practice bestiality are bigots and hate-mongers. Sure, bestiality can be abused... everything can be abused... but this does not make bestiality an abusive practice.

It's absurd that a man can sexually molest a mare to collect hormones for human hormonal dysfunctions, he can artificially inseminate a cow, collect semen from horses and bulls, or force stallions to rape mares and sires to rape dames... but if a human has a loving sexual relationship with their dog it's wicked, sinful, and abusive. What this is telling us is that the bible-thumpers have decided sexually mutilating or abusing an animal for money is fine... but the gentle touch of a lover is evil.

**** that! It is mental illness. It is simple bigotry born of the dark ages. It is people trying to control every aspect of each other's lives. It is elitist bastards hating people and thinking they are better and holier than the rest. It is the true meaning of evil.

[Pot, meet kettle.]

I'm sure all this has been woofed before...

I thought that the furry community was one created by and for those that feel a spiritual kinship to non-human beings and who wished to be more like them, be it an anthropomorphic inclination or an all out desire to be the actual creature.
But there are always the thinkers in black and white; the takers that cannot give an inch; the intolerant war-mongers. This seems the very nature of humans and their history: To take and hate and attack those different than the elite self-image... to wage war with the lesser-than-me; those lousy Jews, faggots, niggers, and dog rapists.

It just never ends. Humanity is mentally ill.

It seems wherever human beings involve themselves there is always introduced a level of bigotry into their patterns of thought. I’ve been guilty of this myself... but I’m beginning to see some light now. Among human beings there must always be this attitude that I am better then this or that, and if you don’t think and behave exactly as I do, then you are simply SHIT. *rolls eyes*

I am a reincarnated Wolf... I think like a dog and this is reflected in my art. The things that I find attractive are not human... and those who are human cannot understand or relate to my feelings or motives. There is nothing I can do about this; I am what I am, a Wolf. Wolves have always been persecuted by human beings.

I came here to give something to those who enjoy the non-human animal spirit... specifically the therianthropic Wolves... and as usual, without provocation, I fell under immediate attack. I knew this would happen because it ALWAYS happens.

I started oil painting when I was 12 years old. I took lessons when I was 18 at a community collage in 1981-1983. I have been an artist for 26 years, longer then most of the crybabies that stoke their idiot egos by attacking me have been alive.

Art mimics life... that’s what it does... it’s an expression and extension of who we are. I refuse to be like the rest of you and some people simply lack the maturity to deal with it; well, whatever.

I thank the majority of you that welcomed me here and appreciate what I have tried to give. I have nothing to woof to the rest of you except maybe... grow up.

[Good Lord.]

I'm cumming.

meet: mr hands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

dude video taped it too. it was pretty good stuff

Originally posted by red g jacks
meet: mr hands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

dude video taped it too. it was pretty good stuff

I saw that vid 🙁

Then I found out he died from it hysterical

Yeah, there are idiots in every group of people, eh? Except for that I am down with people wanting to **** animals. Really not my problem.

*warns german sheep to beware*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, there are idiots in every group of people, eh? Except for that I am down with people wanting to **** animals. Really not my problem.

Of course you're for beastiality, you'd never get laid otherwise.

hence the warning of the sheep.

Zoophiles are just really desperate people with a mental disorder.

...Like gays.

or Germans.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or Germans.

yes, I know, I was kidding.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm cumming.

I think it's necessary to play devil's advocate and ask "Is there really a secular reason to say this is wrong?"

Originally posted by chithappens
I think it's necessary to play devil's advocate and ask "Is there really a secular reason to say this is wrong?"

Now, what would be funny is, what would you do if the animal raped the human?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Only if it harms the animal, but we already have laws against rape.

Now, what would be funny is, what would you do if the animal raped the human?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Only if it harms the animal, but we already have laws against rape.

Now, what would be funny is, what would you do if the animal raped the human?

Its wrong because its wrong.

Originally posted by Ricardo Potter
Its wrong because its wrong.