Great Truths About Life, That Little Children Have Learned:

Number 1.
No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

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#2 is a good idea. 😄

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

Huh?

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. - ouch.

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.