Mate, my dream the other night.

Alright so I go to bed last night and fall asleep, iight? Then I dream I'm in the American Army stationed in Iraq and I'm all "****, THE NFL PRESEASON, DO US CUNTS GET A ****ING HOOK UP OR WHAT?" and some **** goes "Yeah I think so?" and I"m all "****" and then some really hot chick is stationed there and I'm all "Oh yeah, wouldn't mind doing her in the bung hole.". Anyway, all of a sudden, OUT OF ****ING NO WHERE her boyfriend who is like dressed in a leather jacket or some shit and has a mop comes out and is all "*****, you're coming home with me." I'm all "MATE, SETTLE THE **** DOWN, IIGHT?". So this **** pushes me and charges at me with a ****ing mop and I kick this **** into the ceiling then I find the **** out I got to ****ing go out into a dangerous ****ing area and shoot some cunts, and I JUST SAVED A *****. Don't get any props, even in my dreams.

Oh and cunts, new Kram3r video soon. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Alright so I go to bed last night and fall asleep, iight? Then I dream I'm in the American Army stationed in Iraq and I'm all "****, THE NFL PRESEASON, DO US CUNTS GET A ****ING HOOK UP OR WHAT?" and some **** goes "Yeah I think so?" and I"m all "****" and then some really hot chick is stationed there and I'm all "Oh yeah, wouldn't mind doing her in the bung hole.". Anyway, all of a sudden, [B]OUT OF ****ING NO WHERE her boyfriend who is like dressed in a leather jacket or some shit and has a mop comes out and is all "*****, you're coming home with me." I'm all "MATE, SETTLE THE **** DOWN, IIGHT?". So this **** pushes me and charges at me with a ****ing mop and I kick this **** into the ceiling then I find the **** out I got to ****ing go out into a dangerous ****ing area and shoot some cunts, and I JUST SAVED A *****. Don't get any props, even in my dreams.

Oh and cunts, new Kram3r video soon. haermm [/B]

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It's weird you talk the exact same way I do when not on the computer, cunts n mates and all that😂 only you can talk like that and get away with it but I talk like that and people are like wtf😐😂

It's gibberish to me for some reason.

Sweet, ive had a couple dreams like that

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
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It's weird you talk the exact same way I do when not on the computer, cunts n mates and all that😂 only you can talk like that and get away with it but I talk like that and people are like wtf😐😂

Think it's because I'm Australian or some shit. haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
It's gibberish to me for some reason.

**** you. It'd totally lick your grandmother's shit giblits. biscuits

Originally posted by Kram3r
Think it's because I'm Australian or some shit. haermm

**** you. It'd totally lick your grandmother's shit giblits. biscuits

Aye mate cause this is wit a usually talk like.cause cunts fae Glasgow speak like australians only wae dodgy accents😂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Aye mate cause this is wit a usually talk like.cause cunts fae Glasgow speak like australians only wae dodgy accents😂

A bit if I reckon mate. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Alright so I go to bed last night and fall asleep, iight? Then I dream I'm in the American Army stationed in Iraq and I'm all "****, THE NFL PRESEASON, DO US CUNTS GET A ****ING HOOK UP OR WHAT?" and some **** goes "Yeah I think so?" and I"m all "****" and then some really hot chick is stationed there and I'm all "Oh yeah, wouldn't mind doing her in the bung hole.". Anyway, all of a sudden, [B]OUT OF ****ING NO WHERE her boyfriend who is like dressed in a leather jacket or some shit and has a mop comes out and is all "*****, you're coming home with me." I'm all "MATE, SETTLE THE **** DOWN, IIGHT?". So this **** pushes me and charges at me with a ****ing mop and I kick this **** into the ceiling then I find the **** out I got to ****ing go out into a dangerous ****ing area and shoot some cunts, and I JUST SAVED A *****. Don't get any props, even in my dreams.

Oh and cunts, new Kram3r video soon. haermm [/B]

haermm Come home from your dream war and we'll make a baby boom, iight.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't get any props, even in my dreams.

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I had a dream last night I was a midget blue alien living on a football oval and some ***** was trying to buy the land and kick me out and Im like 'I live here ****er, piss off' then I used the force to push him away. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
new Kram3r video soon. haermm