Great Truths About Life, That Adults Have Learned:

Number 1
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jelly to a tree.

Wrinkles don't hurt.

yea thats true

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Families are like fudge..... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground

number 5

when you're in bed, use maners...like please pass the pussy

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

mujaffa is so anxious to get laid

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

Originally posted by finti
mujaffa is so anxious to get laid

as adult u learn not to stick your penis on all and everything

trust no one.

Originally posted by Mujaffa
as adult u learn not to stick your penis on all and everything