The Four Stages Of Life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

1 you're nobody and drunk
2 you're famous
3 you're drunk
4 you're dead

1. Your unhappy your single and without a partner
2. Your unhapy because of your partner
3. Your unhappy because you lost your partner
4. Your unhappy your single and without a partner..repeat

It's groundhog day.