Some parents really need to whoop their kids' ass.

Started by gefallen_engel25 pages

Hi dadudemon

Originally posted by dadudemon
Prolly true...unless you are an a**hole of a husband.

Married men are ****ing weird.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Hi dadudemon

oh hai. hug

Originally posted by Bardock42
Married men are ****ing weird.

Dude, when you get married, you'll see. My life actually became EASIER after I got married. My wife makes all of the family plans and major decisions after discussing them with me. We split the responsibilities down the middle, but in the end, she is the final on decisions. There ain't no shame in it...I am absent minded anyway. You know that. 😄

wow, lucky you! When I was married my life got harder

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Any guy who thinks he wears the pants in a relationship with a woman is fooling themselves.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Prolly true...unless you are an a**hole of a husband.

Exactly.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Dude, when you get married, you'll see. My life actually became EASIER after I got married. My wife makes all of the family plans and major decisions after discussing them with me. We split the responsibilities down the middle, but in the end, she is the final on decisions. There ain't no shame in it...I am absent minded anyway. You know that. 😄

No, I understand that and I am sure it makes sense. But the way married men talk about marriage is immensely peculiar.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I understand that and I am sure it makes sense. But the way married men talk about marriage is immensely peculiar.
I thought the same thing before I married years ago, but I quickly discovered that life does indeed get easier. Problem is, you have to make sure you choose the right woman. Obviously I didn't.

It doesn't even have to be marriage, it can just be living together too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I thought the same thing before I married years ago, but I quickly discovered that life does indeed get easier. Problem is, you have to make sure you choose the right woman. Obviously I didn't.

It doesn't even have to be marriage, it can just be living together too.

No such thing as the right woman, imo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
oh hai. hug

Dude, when you get married, you'll see. My life actually became EASIER after I got married. My wife makes all of the family plans and major decisions after discussing them with me. We split the responsibilities down the middle, but in the end, she is the final on decisions. There ain't no shame in it...I am absent minded anyway. You know that. 😄

That about sums it up in the Hiker household as well, except we don't really have a family yet, just a little dog named Walker Texas Ranger.

Originally posted by McLovin
No such thing as the right woman, imo.
We'll see. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
We'll see. 😖hifty:

I actually used to be a nice guy that was normal.

Then I married my ex-wife, the vampire.

Look at me now.

Originally posted by McLovin
I actually used to be a nice guy that was normal.

Then I married my ex-wife, the vampire.

Look at me now.

Queen of the damned? haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Queen of the damned? haermm

Instead of blood she sucked money and cock.

Unfortunately the only thing that was mine was the money.

Originally posted by McLovin
Instead of blood she sucked money and cock.

Unfortunately the only thing that was mine was the money.

the one I was married to wasn't into the money, for I had none to be into. haermm...she is a good girl, but she put her family first before us, even her aunt and uncle, and in the end it killed us.

Number two, I wasnt married to, and she is basically a good person, it's just that she is too into herself, too worried about what others think of her. Not to mention her moral compass is so far off she has trouble finding her way to the bathroom.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not to mention her moral compass is so far off she has trouble finding her way to the bathroom.

Hahahah.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Married men are ****ing weird.

You think you're normal?

Originally posted by McLovin
You think you're normal?
heeheehee.....teehee even...

Originally posted by McLovin
You think you're normal?
I guess I should have qualified- Married men are weird in a specific way.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I guess I should have qualified- Married men are weird in a specific way.

Email me in 10 years and I'll make you eat that post.

Re: Some parents really need to beat their kids' ass.

Originally posted by Impediment
So earlier today, I took my daughter, Madison, with me to go and pick up my weekly paycheck. After I deposited my money in the bank, I decided that we should go to McDonald's for lunch. We order our meals and sit down to eat, when suddenly a little black boy, probably about 3 years old, walks up and sits down at our table with us. I laugh, since he was cute little tyke, and I found it humorous that he would just come a sit down like that. My daughter is playing with her toy she got out of her Happy Meal I bought her, when all of a sudden, the little boy [b]snatches her toy out of her hands and runs off. Well, Madison began to cry because her toy got stolen, and I stood up and walked over to the kid and calmly took back the toy that he stole and I said to him, "This doesn't belong to you, son. You have to give it back."

Well folks, the shit hit the fan. This little bastard began to, literally, scream, cry, jump up and down, roll on the floor, and beat his fists. He acted like I had just beat him with a belt and screamed at him. Naturally, his mother walked over, concerned, and asked me, in a rude voice, "What the hell did you do to my boy?!?" I explained to her that her son stole my child's toy and ran away and I took it back. She immediately became unglued. "Why the hell did you do that!! You could have just as easily went back to the counter and asked for another toy! Now you got him all worked up and crying, and now I'll have to deal with this horseshit!" I told her that, maybe, if you would beat his little ass now and again, instead of letting him act like a damn heathen, he probably wouldn't act like this! All the while we are in this argument, the little shit is still on the floor screaming and crying.

She then proceeded to call me "White-ass" and "Racist" because, evidently, I wouldn't have done this were it another white child involved. I was a rude motherf*cker, and I was mean to her child. The manager came out and intervened. I explained to her what happened and I received a refund of my meal, and the b*tchy mom ans her little failed abortion were asked to leave.

Some parents just need to whoop their kids' ass every now and then. I discipline my child, and she is well behaved and courteous as a result. I just thought I'd let you guys know about this little incident, since it was the high point of my day. [/B]

What a *****! I hate parents that just let their children run wild. I know when I was a child if I EVER acted like that, my ass was lit on fire with a switch. I learned quick never to misbehave like that.

Now I would not whip my child with any object, except for my open palm on the butts. Which is EXACTLY what that boy needed.