Penis theft in congo

I mean, damn i will never take anything for granted anymore. I cant even imagine what world you have to be living in to where you worry about penis stealing sorcerers on a daily basis. You wake up and know that there is a legitimate possibility that some witch Dr is going to touch you and your penis shrivels away....,thats a hard life. If you're ever in the congo, be weary of men wearing gold rings http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft

this has to be real, you cant make this kind of magic up

beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings

I love it.

Stupid superstitious Africans.

haermm

Sounds more like penis vandalism rather than theft per say.

I am so turned on right now. 😐

Originally posted by Troop
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i thought this thread was going to be about strangelove.

Yes, because I regularly go to the Congo to steal other peoples' penises.

It's just logical.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

😂

Originally posted by McLovin
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