Why I Don't Want To See "Indy IV"

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And another one.

For good measure.

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Gotta do the banana dance ever now and then, havent you...?
What else would the point of life be...?

You got it. Life's dreary enough after TAOS.

The economic depression and its effects aint shit next to the ruination of one of the great trilogies ever made.

Indeed. Why don't people realise that it can be a lot worse every day by wtaching TAOS. Not watching it makes you feel like you can take on the world.

Indeed. Like not shooting yourself in the head, can cause you to live.

Ive seen it twice. Never again.

Not a third time.

My fanship of the 1st three would be in jeopardy if I ever tried to accept it as canon.

But... it is canon... *shudder*

*Quickly snaps Queeq's neck and drags him into the car, drives to the woods, digs a hole really quickly and hurriedly yet regretfully throws Queeqs wormbait body in with a sickening crunching of the neck and buries it, gets back in the car and drives home, sits in a chair and rocks, repeating "Its okaaaaaaaaay, he didnt really mean it. He didnt really mean it. Its alllllllllllllllright. He didnt really mean it. He didnt really mean it....." over and over again until the police arrive.*

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*knock on door... Sadako opnes the door and there's queeq*

MESA BACK!!

The perpetual forceghost nightmare of it all.

Can you ring the Ghostbusters from long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?

Mesa nosa dee numbah!

*Already calling it...*

*Also calls a bigger scarier ghost to "exorcise" Jar Jar just in case the Ghostbusters fail...Freddy...? Pinhead...?*

Slimer?

😂 Yeah. Hes hired.