You don't have read this but it made me lol.
OP: from the imdb.com 'Hancock' message board regarding the whale tossing scene.
Original Poster : Anyone else utterly disgusted by this scene in the trailer? I think its particularly uncalled for. I don't even like animals but I found that especially not funny and extremely cruel.
Reply to O.P.: These whales have had it too easy for too long. I am sick of coddling them. Them and the dolphins. Basically any aquatic mammal. What you're too good to live on the land like the rest of the placental creatures? No one thinks about all the victims of whale violence; Ahab, Jonah, Pinocchio and those are just the ones who didn't really exist. It is high time we start teaching these giants a lesson. Just because you are bigger than us and live in the water doesn't mean that you aren't subject to our senseless violence. I don't know about you but the only question I have about whales is where can an angry young man buy a harpoon. Did you know that Orca's are the most widely dispersed spieces of animal in the world. That is right they are in every sea and ocean. They've got us surrounded. I am sick of you whale sympathizers and apologizers endangering and undermining my safety by down playing the serious threat we all face from imminent whale attack. I've got a powerful hunger for whale meat. Let the war begin. Whose side are you going to be on?
LOL. This guy for President in 2032.