Name My New Truck!

I just got this truck today. It's a 1992 Nissan Hardbody Pickup.

Any and all names will be welcomed. Offensive, funny, stupid, plain, whatever.

Once we have enough entries we can do either a poll or something like the Elimination Game.

Charlene.

It's kind of short and squat, so I pick Dwarf

Daisy Duke

Mr. Hardbody.

Bicentennial Eagle

trucky

Come on people, where are the really killer names? 😛 If you don't give me a good one, I'll go to 4chan and ask them to name it.

Vinny Valentine (over MSN) suggested Deathgrip.

Black Panther?

Turd slinger?

How about dustydash?

How about "good 'ol blackie"?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Come on people, where are the really killer names? 😛 If you don't give me a good one, I'll go to 4chan and ask them to name it.

Vinny Valentine (over MSN) suggested Deathgrip.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Black Panther?

Turd slinger?

How about dustydash?

How about "good 'ol blackie"?

I'm not sure if I'm gonna keep it black yet...so names with the color in them are gonna be low on the totem pole.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm not sure if I'm gonna keep it black yet...so names with the color in them are gonna be low on the totem pole.

hmm

That's makes it a toughy then...

Call it Master Hoopty then.

Slowzoid

REPTOID.

I'm asking 4chan for some names right now...let's see what they come up with.

EDIT: They came up with Fagmobile.

Pac Man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pac Man.

aw yeah...why not just call it junkie or pillhead😠

call it Yoda

Matsumoto.
Tarzan.
Blastoise.
Apple.
Steak.
Brain Stew.
Tired Hiker.

And I think Dwarf is pretty cool shockyes

Xener
Blade-Phucked
Trinity
Archerist (yes, Archerist)
Spleener

haermm

Elvis.