Was arrested because my pants fell down

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
.so I'm just going to say PERVERT!

Thats something that i am actually guilty of
😮

Get a sturdier belt.

No, that cop was a dick. Still, you should have known better than to insult him back.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
[B]Had i known stopping to pack my cigarettes would ultimately lead to my arrest. I would surely have waited to embrace my cancerous habit. [B]

Stop smoking.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
hmm

I would say the what the cop said was little off. I'd probably be pissed off too. Belts are good to have. tongue12

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
cop buddy of mine came by my job last night and told me he collared some guy who was nude and spanking it in his car. dude ran away naked, still spanking away.

hahahahahahhah 😆 classic.