People we wouldn't stop for if accidently ran over.

With all this Eminem talk going around KMC Forums, I've thought of a new thread. I don't mean this to be 'too' sick and twisted, so picture this.

I'm driving down a nice country road on a sunny day. All of a sudden, !!WHAM!!, !!THUMP!!, !!GORSH & SPLURT!!! I turn around to see what I hit, but can't get a visual. In a panic, I open the car door and run to the rear, tears streaming down my face, praying with all my strength that I didn't hurt anybody seriously. All of a sudden I see the brutally disfigured lump laying on the hot asphalt. The tears dry from my face and remorse clears the way for a remembered appointment at the barber. I get back in my car and drive away, thinking maybe I should drop by the car wash before my appointment.

The person I hit is:

Eminem. 😈 mwa,hahaha!

next...

Britney Spears, I would back up and run over here one more tim

I have a few people...but I can't say..it's not nice.

There's a couple of people who'd get run over in my office if I get the chance.

hahaha, you cried! haha!

Oasis!

yeah them too among others like George W Bush

yeah..britney and Aguilera are in the top of the list....well...there would be tex's faivourite next. There alre some local artists and the rst...it's confidential.

julia 'horse face' roberts, eminem, jennifer lopez, any canadian.

disagree there

what is this thing aboot the canadians BF

I knew I wouldn't have to say a word about Dubbya!

i was kidding about the canadians 🙂 silly goose 🙂

just remembered a good one...Tom Green

silly goose or canadian geese

pick one.

Canadians??

Britney Spears, haha! "hit me baby one more time"

ok this is so wrong.

I don't have anything against Canadians.. that's like having something against fuzzy bunnies.

you dont have anything against fuzzy bunnies?????????????

Dick Cheney