two things destroyed star wars as we know it

if star wars could be done over, what would you pick to add/leave out?

my choice=gun guns, and ewoks. make ewoks huge wampa like creatures that brutally destroy both sides, and make gun guns intelligent, more realistically designed creatures that it is actually believeable that they could take out a droid army.

amidalla: Many gunguns may die...
Qui Gonn: YES!! THE FREAKIN tARDS DESERVE IT ALREADY!!!!

two things?

the words GEORGE and LUCAS

😂

He made it and ruined it. Sounds fair enough.

I'm with Vintage.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
and make gun guns intelligent, more realistically designed creatures that it is actually believeable that they could take out a droid army.

The gungans didn't take out the droid army, did they? They wre about to surrender when the control ship was blown up.

yeah thus they're more believable than some teddybears with stones and sticks beating a legion of the empire's best troops

wasn't that supposed to be the 501st?

Take away the Gungans inherent speech impediment and they're cartoony, kid-friendly look.

Make the Ewoks more Wookieish without the high-pitched voices, the cute cuddly look, and give 'em some vibroblades or something.

well, i can understand the rebellion strike team getting a little help from the ewoks in the way of food, supplies, scouting teams, and knowledge of terrain, but, they should DEFENITELY not have given them the ability to take out an AT-ST I read a comic where they were bloodthirsty vengeful creatures that would lure 1 trooper away from camp at a time, and then kill him and eat him. Also in star wars infinities, they were a wild animal that attacked both sides. but we all know how cannon THAT is....

The gunguns are a racial slur against africans. The way they talk is so close to the southern/black speach, and then they walk like the ghetto gangbangers. ANd then George lucas had to make them stupid. THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR!!! Hello? does anyone else see the insult to a few cultures? The GunGuns could have been an intelligent, cunning race, instead of stupid people that were a racial slur against good american people.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
The gunguns are a racial slur against africans. The way they talk is so close to the southern/black speach, and then they walk like the ghetto gangbangers. ANd then George lucas had to make them stupid. THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR!!! Hello? does anyone else see the insult to a few cultures? The GunGuns could have been an intelligent, cunning race, instead of stupid people that were a racial slur against good american people.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
two things?

the words GEORGE and LUCAS

this post is made of pure win

Gungans werent the first things that could be intepreted as a racial slur. Who didn't get a medal?

Put George in lead of the Creative Committee.

The Neimodians were cowardly businessmen with an Asian accent.

The Gungans were primitive freaks with gangly arms and floppy heads, with a Rastafarian accent.

Watto was a petty slaveowner and dishonest junk dealer with a gambling addiction who owned an Eastern European accent.

Jango and Boba are ruthless bounty hunters, with the clones being just as ruthless without emotion, all with Australian accents.

The Imperials are typically totalitarian, structured, proper and despotic, most with British accents.

Most of the main good guys are typically American accented.

People with nothing important to b*tch and complain about point out how Star Wars is a racist science-fiction space opera.

Jango and Boba are ruthless bounty hunters, with the clones being just as ruthless without emotion, all with Australian accents.

They kiwi's mate.

toMAYto toMAHto.

Racist bastard.

Quite.