The Great Chase

But dont tell LFL, as they would just scan them instead of wiping them out and they'd be included the next project they undertake. 🙁

LFL are like "The company" from Alien in regards to gophers.

I think they'll copyright the whole concept of gophers soon. When you see one in wildlife, you have to pay LFL.

Lol Gophing for dollars

They should totally make that show "Climbing for dollars".

Only instead of Dobermans at the bottom of the pit......

THe the squeak that sends shivers down your spine...

...and the horror of the realisation that you are slowly slipping down the rope towards a furry, painful, squeaky demise..

...when little white fangs slowly cut into your obstinate flesh...

...sending masticated chunks of you into their starved little rodent bellies...

... inserting their rabies by the mucus residues on the wounds...

....eating away at you while you hang are consumed, save in the knowledge that tommorrow, that you; - All the hopes and dreams of all your ancestors back to the beginning of time, will emerge from several gopher ringpieces...

... and the last thing you'll ever see while you're eyes are being eaten away by the little critters is that defocused view on those blood dripping front teeth...

...and their beady little eyes full of hate and hunger in equal measure. After your sight departs all there is that horrible blend of sounds; high pitched squeaking and the gurgling of your own blood in your throat as they eat through your arsehole and into your guts...

...while the last thing you'll hear is the gentle nibbling on your scrotum.

(...which whilst ordinarily with a sheck-shehh wimmens is fun.....but quite horrifying in this particular instance....)

What a horrific end.

Let's get it on film.

Sendin the first poor schmu- erm..... I mean volunteer.

I don't think I can bear to watch it live... I'll watch it in the editing room... much more bearable.

Safe from their little shap gnashey teeth.

On TV everything is less scary. The Gulf Wars were close to being comedy when watched safely in the home.

Except maybe for the for the folk watching their house zooming in really fast on live smart missile coverage.

I think they were tuned in on the Disney Channel anyway. I don't know what's worse.