The '1 + 1 = 0' Game

So, I'm bored.

The point of the game is to amalgamate any two/group of characters to come up with a product greatly inferior to the sum of its parts.

I'll start.

Human Torch/Banshee with a symbiote.

KryptoniteMan + Superman

Hydro Man + Sandman

Originally posted by Newjak
Hydro Man + Sandman

That happened. They got more powerful.

Sandman+human torch=glassman?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That happened. They got more powerful.

Seriously Sandman gets beat by Water all the time

Eclipso + Apollo

Squirrel Girl + Rhino

Batman + Anyone else

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Squirrel Girl + Rhino

Having two people such as these that exist on the opposite ends of the Jobber Spectrum, one that always wins and one that never wins, could cause a paradox and tear the very fabric of reality apart. hmm

Poison Ivy + Alan Scott

Alan Scott + Woodgod

???

Also, this should maybe be moved. It's not really vs. and I wouldn't mind having it in my forum rather than getting buried here.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Also, this should maybe be moved. It's not really vs. and I wouldn't mind having it in my forum rather than getting buried here.

Digi just wants all the fun threads for himself.

Daredevil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daredevil_%28Marvel_Comics%29

plus

Echo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_(comics)

leech+darwin

Originally posted by Soljer
Digi just wants all the fun threads for himself.

Yes. Yes I do.

Not coincidentally, none of them are vs. threads. Coincidence? I think not.

😏

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Yes. Yes I do.

Not coincidentally, none of them are vs. threads. Coincidence? I think not.

😏

I really want to make some snide, sarcastic remark about you using 'coincidence' twice back to back....

But I don't think there's much I could do to make it any better at this point....

Totally unintentional. I'm ashamed.

😮

Anyway, I don't want this thread to suck from spam when I inherit it:

Blob + Metabolism Man? No, he doesn't exist.

Spider-Man + Blob. He'd try to dodge crap and get stuck to any surface he touched. And he'd be fat.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Totally unintentional. I'm ashamed.

😮

Anyway, I don't want this thread to suck from spam when I inherit it:

Blob + Metabolism Man? No, he doesn't exist.

Spider-Man + Blob. He'd try to dodge crap and get stuck to any surface he touched. And he'd be fat.

Isn't the Blob unnaturally quick for someone of his size? Wouldn't Spiderman's powers, therefore, make him just as unnaturally quick as (or, at least, close to) Peter?