Batman Vs. Ironman. Who is more of a badass?

Started by Nihilist4 pages

Originally posted by psycho gundam
batman is definitely more emo
batman was emo before the phrase was even been used

Originally posted by janus77
of course if it's just "God Damned Batman" kind of badass, then Batman pretty much owns Ironman.

Make no mistake. There is no other kind.

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
Make no mistake. There is no other kind.

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still, wouldn't you prefer to be Ironman?

Originally posted by janus77
depends what you consider "badass"...

my definition of bad ass would be a guy who never leaves a club without two hot women on his arms and a tab the size of the third world's debt. a man who can do a day's work with a hangover that would give an elephant trouble and a man who, at the end of the day isn't psychologically scarred to the point that he cannot get any joy out of living a 'normal' life every so often.

all of which would favour Ironman.

of course if it's just "God Damned Batman" kind of badass, then Batman pretty much owns Ironman.

ironman's origin is waaay more badass than batman's, c'mon a p.o.w. that used his forced labour assignment to own his captives and then turn that weapon into a multi billion dollar company.......that story in most circumstances would simply end in a p.o.w. getting an AK bullet in the chest as they lunge at their captive with a wrench .

shouldn't it be "the goddamn ironman"?

plus stark had the audacity to tell thor possessing the odin force to obey the law, several times.

Batman

Originally posted by Nihilist
batman was emo before the phrase was even been used
true, he still isn't over his parents death, it been like 60 years now.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
ironman's origin is waaay more badass than batman's, c'mon a p.o.w. that used his forced labour assignment to own his captives and then turn that weapon into a multi billion dollar company.......that story in most circumstances would simply end in a p.o.w. getting an AK bullet in the chest as they lunge at their captive with a wrench .

shouldn't it be "the goddamn ironman"?

plus stark had the audacity to tell thor possessing the odin force to obey the law, several times.


true, IM's origin story is much better than Batman's, it's more epic/global in scale.

but Batman's been the strong silent type down to a tee for an eternity, he bosses about Superman, he could have nailed Wonder Woman (easily worth >1000 club-drunk-females, imo)... Batman pulls just as much as Ironman, it's just that he never got over his parents, whereas IM would probably drink for a couple of weeks, bed twice as many women as he usually does and then - with sober mind - go and shoot the murderer.

Originally posted by janus77
true, IM's origin story is much better than Batman's, it's more epic/global in scale.

but Batman's been the strong silent type down to a tee for an eternity, he bosses about Superman, he could have nailed Wonder Woman (easily worth >1000 club-drunk-females, imo)... Batman pulls just as much as Ironman, it's just that he never got over his parents, whereas IM would probably drink for a couple of weeks, bed twice as many women as he usually does and then - with sober mind - go and shoot the murderer.

the last sentance proved stark is more badass cause he isn't allergic to guns like batman is, he would perforate the guy responsible for his parents murder, even if he is like 80 years old now.

and bruce wayne loses mad B.A. points for the whole ambiguous rescuing orphaned boys thing.

Originally posted by janus77
still, wouldn't you prefer to be Ironman?

Preference has nothing to do with it. Of course I would. But it still wouldn't make me (or IM) more badass. As it is, I fear a Batkick because of my comments. 4th-Wall-Breaking-Batkick ftw!

scared

Batkick only works in the DCU, there are limits to even Batman's powers. Jack Daniels on the other hand, works on all planes of existence ✅.

"Professor Steven Hawking!!!!" Nuff said. 😐

Ironman.

>>>>>>Crouching Donkey Punch.

^ahh the "proton cannon" super, goooood memories.

Batman is definitely more badass, no contest.

Originally posted by Erik-Lensherr
Batman is practically the badass while the only moment that comes to mind when thinking Iron Man and 'badass' is his confrontation with Wolverine.

What confrontation was this?

Every one that comes to mind between the two I can think of has tony looking like beeotch.

Batman by a mile.

Originally posted by jinzin
What confrontation was this?

Every one that comes to mind between the two I can think of has tony looking like beeotch.

Originally posted by Innerhype

oh i dunno about "confrontation" but 😆

Originally posted by jinzin
What confrontation was this?

Every one that comes to mind between the two I can think of has tony looking like beeotch.

It's the one from Iron Man v4 08, when they start to argue because of Iron Man being late.