Teens tell police they converted skull into bong

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Teens tell police they converted skull into bong


HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system.

A woman who answered the phone at Gonzalez's home declined comment. A telephone number for Jones could not immediately be found, and it wasn't clear from court records if either had an attorney.

Police were interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card when he told them about the grave theft, which purportedly occurred around March 15, according to court documents. Asked why Jones would volunteer such a story, Chomiak said, "We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind."

Gonzalez confirmed the story to investigators in a follow-up interview. Police were led to a heavily wooded site in Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than 4 feet deep. At the time, the muddy water did not allow police to see if the coffin had been disturbed.

"They dug into this gravesite and that was enough to warrant the abuse of corpse charge," Chomiak said. "There has to be further investigation into the actual gravesite."

Police believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Preliminary reports indicate it was part of a 19th-century veterans cemetery, Chomiak said. While residents in the area knew of the cemetery's existence, it did not appear to be maintained

lol

haermm

Thats messed up...

They can't just rape the remains anymore. Now they have to smoke out of them too.

Sad world.

Well thats where the experimentally minded cross over with the practical.

I promise you that when I die, you will all be invited to smoke a bowl out of my head. 😛

Probably not while its still fleshy though. That'd be rank for you.. 😘

Also no dirtweed please, as that really would be unfortunate to be a willing bong-skull, and then have some cheap motherf***er waste that on some low THC yielding shit. :/

Only the highest grade skunk smokers need apply. 😛

I'd better stop taking trips to the cemetery late at night to dig up corpses and smoke out of their decayed body parts. 😬

So you can use skulls now. hmm

Originally posted by lord xyz
So you can use skulls now. hmm

I don't believe that is a new possibility.

bardock has a whole collection of jew skull cereal bowls

Originally posted by Schecter
bardock has a whole collection of jew skull cereal bowls
I thought they grounded up all the jews into sausages.

no. just the leftovers

"warrant the abuse of corpse charge"

LoL.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well thats where the experimentally minded cross over with the practical.

I promise you that when I die, you will all be invited to smoke a bowl out of my head. 😛

Probably not while its still fleshy though. That'd be rank for you.. 😘

Also no dirtweed please, as that really would be unfortunate to be a willing bong-skull, and then have some cheap motherf***er waste that on some low THC yielding shit. :/

Only the highest grade skunk smokers need apply. 😛

Don't you worry, I will use strawberry cough to honor you.

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "out of your skull"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Don't you worry, I will use strawberry cough to honor you.


Mmmm, broccoli!

What ever happened to just making a pipe out of an apple? 😬

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What ever happened to just making a pipe out of an apple? 😬

People stopped sucking and went hardcore.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
People stopped sucking and went hardcore.

😂 😆

yeah, it may not be as whimsical, but it is surely fuking metal. 😆
Although, its the complete opposite of metal to tell the fuking cops about it afterwards. 🤨

smoking out of an 11 year old boys skull who died over 80 years ago is just begging for some bad joo joo

Lol. This is amusing.

Well give the kids some credit.

No ones raping them in jail.