Ax3l & Piggle are a couple

Originally posted by Kram3r
You always say that. You're such a ****ing gadfly. awesome

Originally posted by Syren
Gadfly? What the **** is a gadfly? awesome

****ing Aussies, them and their stupid ****ing aussie words.
They're all ****ing crazy mate.
awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
****ing Aussies, them and their stupid ****ing aussie words.
They're all ****ing crazy mate.
awesome

****ing tell me about it, ****ing foreign ****s. Raping the English language, they need a ****ing kicking. Amirite? awesome

Originally posted by Syren
Gadfly? What the **** is a gadfly? awesome

Oh don't you know? It's a word pseudo-intellectuals use instead of just saying annoying, totally all the rage right now. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
****ing Aussies, them and their stupid ****ing aussie words.
They're all ****ing crazy mate.
awesome

Originally posted by Syren
****ing tell me about it, ****ing foreign ****s. Raping the English language, they need a ****ing kicking. Amirite? awesome

**** you. uhuh

Nah, you British girls get me all randy, truth. Oh and Piggle, next time don't send Txts to people at 6:30AM, it's pretty ****ing annoying when I have to jump out of bed to turn that shit off, thanks though. awesome

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** you. uhuh

Nah, you British girls get me all randy, truth. Oh and Piggle, next time don't send Txts to people at 6:30AM, it's pretty ****ing annoying when I have to jump out of bed to turn that shit off, thanks though. awesome

crylaugh

I was drunk and sent it then I asked my mates gf who's a ****ing aussie what time it was and she was all "early morning hours mate" and i was all "**** me mate shoulda waited a bit mate but i'm ****ing drunk mate so I don't ****ing care mate!"

awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
crylaugh

I was drunk and sent it then I asked my mates gf who's a ****ing aussie what time it was and she was all "early morning hours mate" and i was all "**** me mate shoulda waited a bit mate but i'm ****ing drunk mate so I don't ****ing care mate!"

awesome

That phone was beeping for 3 ****ing hours. It was like *BEEP* then one minute later *BEEP*and I thought it was my battery dying so I was like "I'll let it die out.". It got to around 9:30 and I was like "**** it better not be a message from...*opens inbox* **** ME DEAD". Kept waking me up. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
That phone was beeping for 3 ****ing hours. It was like *BEEP* then one minute later *BEEP*and I thought it was my battery dying so I was like "I'll let it die out.". It got to around 9:30 and I was like "**** it better not be a message from...*opens inbox* **** ME DEAD". Kept waking me up. haermm

Sorry Hunnybun awesome

I drunk txt a lot.. better get used to it haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Sorry Hunnybun awesome

I drunk txt a lot.. better get used to it haermm

It's alright, I found it humorous. I'll just keep my phone next to me with a text in the draft box saying "**** off". haermm

Then I'll ring awesome

Then I'll...call Dave? awesome

Originally posted by Kram3r
Then I'll...call Dave? awesome

haermm

ok gonna go pub now.. 131

awesomewavehand

Alex Smith is made of fail.

LOLS

😆

lolz

good times haermm

**** Kr3m3, why nut ***** ****** ****ing a ****** god******* so godly and Piggles just ***** when **** *****ly that ***** died of ***** YOU KNOW THIS **** BY NOW!

crylaugh

Originally posted by Scythe
**** Kr3m3, why nut ***** ****** ****ing a ****** god******* so godly and Piggles just ***** when **** *****ly that ***** died of ***** YOU KNOW THIS **** BY NOW!

I replaced all the censored words with "hug". awesome

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I replaced all the censored words with "hug". awesome

Hmmm, let me see...

**** Kr3m3, why nut ***** ****** ****ing a ****** god******* so godly and Piggles just ***** when **** *****ly that ***** died of ***** YOU KNOW THIS **** BY NOW!

Hugs Kr3m3, why not hugs huglz hugging a hug godhugging so godly and Piggles just hugs when hug hugly that hugs died of hugs YOU KNOW THIS HUG BY NOW!

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Ahaha!