Forrest Gump vs. The Lawnmower man.....

A battle of wits between two of the biggest retards ever. Who is the least retarded? haermm

The Lawnmower man is as he is at the beginning of the movie, mind you.

Forrest fought in the Vietnam war. Enough said.

Yeah, I think if the lawnmower man is not allowed his lawnmower powers, Gump would own him.

😂 agreed.

Forest Gump did everything. He did more in five years than i have in my entire life. I dont know if that is saying much, but while the lawnmower man was struggling to figure out how to refill the gas in his lawnmower. Gump was out on a shrimp boat establishing a business and running around the country.

AND he nailed Jenny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
AND he nailed Jenny.

I was already feeling shitty enough 😠

He also nailed her roomies bathrobe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
AND he nailed Jenny.

Right, Jenny pwned that ass.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Forest Gump did everything. He did more in five years than i have in my entire life. I dont know if that is saying much, but while the lawnmower man was struggling to figure out how to refill the gas in his lawnmower. Gump was out on a shrimp boat establishing a business and running around the country.

Well "life is like a box of chocolates"