Dubya makes the Ultimate Sacrifice for our troops

Started by KidRock4 pages
Originally posted by Devil King
I've got a joke for you. It starts with "22%" and ends with "approval rating".

Pssst..can you post video clips of dubya messing up his words and when he makes funny face! Yeah, the funny faces pictures! Those always crack me up when people post them we all get a big laugh out of it (never mind the fact we throw the elections down the toilet..thats ok though!)

Originally posted by KidRock
WELL DONE PVS AND OTHERS! WELL DONE WITH THE BUSH JOKES! BUSH THOUGHT IT WAS THE GOLF WAR?! CLASSSSIC!

God I cant get enough of these hilllarious jokes! Never mind worrying about politics and trying to win elections..lets just make more jokes!

God my farts smell good..brb gotta wash my prius.

i wasnt joking, and am equally offended by the insensitive trivializing of our president's sacrifice. shame on you cold hearted liberal terrorist loving bastards.
you MADE bush give up his golf bag. YOU EVIL ****ERS!!!

Originally posted by KidRock
Pssst..can you post video clips of dubya messing up his words and when he makes funny face! Yeah, the funny faces pictures! Those always crack me up when people post them we all get a big laugh out of it (never mind the fact we throw the elections down the toilet..thats ok though!)

No, we all get a big laugh out of you tirelessly defending a dumb ass. That's what we all get a laugh out of.

I'm not sure there's a canidate in this election that favors southern rock or beer pong and can't find his way out of a room full of people, much less oil in Texas. So, what can you really bring to the conversation?

I know elections with women and coloured people seems like it's being thrown down a toilet, but you've still got John McCain to save you from the drooling masses of rabid minorities and illegal aliens.

dont ask him to read the topic. its full of words and stuff. just let him reply to the title and easy to read one liner posts so he can feel vindicated and smart.

Originally posted by Schecter

What makes me most sad about this election is missing out on all the great youtube ops from Bush. Think about it. If he ****ed up as often as he did when the world was watchcing, just think about all the comic gold we're missing because no one (except KidRock) is watching. I bet he's locking himself in the airforce 1 bathroom and shooting dead babies the bird, all the time.

Originally posted by KidRock
Pssst..can you post video clips of dubya messing up his words and when he makes funny face! Yeah, the funny faces pictures! Those always crack me up when people post them we all get a big laugh out of it (never mind the fact we throw the elections down the toilet..thats ok though!)

If that made you laugh, this should make you shit yourself with the giggles.

Current cost of the Iraq war (to the American taxpayers) $500 billion and rising. LoL.

Originally posted by KidRock
WELL DONE PVS AND OTHERS! WELL DONE WITH THE BUSH JOKES! BUSH THOUGHT IT WAS THE GOLF WAR?! CLASSSSIC!

God I cant get enough of these hilllarious jokes! Never mind worrying about politics and trying to win elections..lets just make more jokes!

God my farts smell good..brb gotta wash my prius.

Personally I have 24 hours a day, not sure about you. Even if I'd make jokes about Bush an hour each day, I will have enough time to worry about politics the rest of the day.

Originally posted by Robtard
If that made you laugh, this should make you shit yourself with the giggles.

Current cost of the Iraq war (to the American taxpayers) $500 billion and rising. LoL.

It is a good thing we are stealing all the oil from Iraq. 😐

Originally posted by KidRock
God my farts smell good..brb gotta wash my prius.

You want to talk smug, American Badass?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It is a good thing we are stealing all the oil from Iraq. 😐

My $4.00+ per gallon at the pumps proves that I am not a profiteer of that thievery. I think I'm being cheated!

Originally posted by Devil King
You want to talk smug, American Badass?

He did 'Kid Rock it up and down your block, with a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch.'

500 billion? SHIT.

That's 1666 US Dollars, every single American could have...instead of a pointless war that killed over thousand Americans, and over 100 000 Sand niggers.

True, Americans worth is 500 to 1 compared to Arabs, still.

Originally posted by Robtard
He did 'Kid Rock it up and down your block, with a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch.'

pwnd.

Originally posted by Bardock42
1666

OH. MY. GOD.

Do you realize that's just one number off from the mark of the beast?

Do we get to pack a bag for the rapture?

Originally posted by Robtard
My $4.00+ per gallon at the pumps proves that I am not a profiteer of that thievery. I think I'm being cheated!

Both of us, but I do have a Prius. 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
500 billion? SHIT.

That's 1666 US Dollars, every single American could have...instead of a pointless war that killed over thousand Americans, and over 100 000 Sand niggers.

True, Americans worth is 500 to 1 compared to Arabs, still.

Indeed.

That could buy about 416 gallons of fuel. Then again, we would have been attacked again.

Oh, "sand niggers" isn't PC, and neither is "dune coon", in case that was your fallback. So please use the Coulter approved "rag-head".

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Both of us, but I do have a Prius. 😉

******.

Originally posted by Robtard
Indeed.

That could buy about 416 gallons of fuel. Then again, we would have been attacked again.

Oh, "sang niggers" isn't PC, and neither is "dune coon", in case that was your fallback. So please use the Coulter approved "rag-head".

Actually it would have been like 600. Gas prices not skyrocketing and all.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Both of us, but I do have a Prius. 😉

i was going to buy a prius but then i remembered that im a heterosexual

Originally posted by Schecter
i was going to buy a prius but then i remembered that im a heterosexual

You are? 😕