Chewing contest

Okay, these heroes have to chew their way through the corpse a special person to get the cosmic cube and save the universe, etc. Who makes it? The corpses have been rotting for roughly 3 months

Frank Castle - His wife
Spider-man - Gwen Stacy
Iron Fist - Misty
Tony Stark - Jarvis
Batman - Jason Todd and Tim Drake (They're both kids, so they count as half a corpse each)
Hulk - The Abomination
Thor - Sif
Black Bolt - Lockjaw

Let the chewing begin!

None of the humans could do it they die from the decomposed bodies

I suppose the Hulk would win .... though I feel fairly confident that we will never have to read the story to find out.

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Hulk... easily. He's the only one who could be attributed to also killing his corpse.

hulk and thor are the only capable of doing it(immunity to disease and toxins), but hulk would win as he is;

1) crazy enough to do it.
2)powerful enough to do it(and his mouth it gigantic)
3) biting through an enemy not a loved one to gain his prize.

oh, and three months decomposition would result in the bodies to be mostly bone so most of the humans lose by default. asgardians don't degenerate like humans do and the abomination is built like a hippopotamus with tank armour so 3 months won't do much but make him smell really bad.

Originally posted by llagrok
Okay, these heroes have to chew their way through the corpse a special person to get the cosmic cube and save the universe, etc. Who makes it? The corpses have been rotting for roughly 3 months

Frank Castle - His wife
Spider-man - Gwen Stacy
Iron Fist - Misty
Tony Stark - Jarvis
Batman - Jason Todd and Tim Drake (They're both kids, so they count as half a corpse each)
Hulk - The Abomination
Thor - Sif
Black Bolt - Lockjaw

Let the chewing begin!

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll have to check the mod handbook to see if I can ban a person for being a sick bastich! uhuh

You be careful.....greaseball.. peaches

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll have to check the mod handbook to see if I can ban a person for being a sick bastich! uhuh

😆 oh man this is hilarious, Hulk by the way ftw! lol Wouldn't mind munching on gwen stacy if ya know what i mean 😉

Norman knows.

Originally posted by llagrok
Okay, these heroes have to chew their way through the corpse a special person to get the cosmic cube and save the universe, etc. Who makes it? The corpses have been rotting for roughly 3 months

Frank Castle - His wife
Spider-man - Gwen Stacy
Iron Fist - Misty
Tony Stark - Jarvis
Batman - Jason Todd and Tim Drake (They're both kids, so they count as half a corpse each)
Hulk - The Abomination
Thor - Sif
Black Bolt - Lockjaw

Let the chewing begin!

Hulk. The others wouldn't even start to begin considering eating the corpses.

They don't have to swallow, they just need to chew their way through.

Maybe I shouldn't have added the Hucster?

yeah maybe you should just stop with the whole dead corpse thing lol (actually don't it's funny) 🍺

Baring Hulk, I think Black Bolt and Iron Fist could do it.

Originally posted by llagrok
Okay, these heroes have to chew their way through the corpse a special person to get the cosmic cube and save the universe, etc. Who makes it? The corpses have been rotting for roughly 3 months

Frank Castle - His wife
Spider-man - Gwen Stacy
Iron Fist - Misty
Tony Stark - Jarvis
Batman - Jason Todd and Tim Drake (They're both kids, so they count as half a corpse each)
Hulk - The Abomination
Thor - Sif
Black Bolt - Lockjaw

Let the chewing begin!

This is just groce buddy. 😘

Shame Ultimate Hulk isnt here, he'd eat his corpse then ask the others if they are going to finish theirs

Originally posted by redhotrash
Shame Ultimate Hulk isnt here, he'd eat his corpse then ask the others if they are going to finish theirs

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Zombie Hulk laughs at them all.
Then eats them all. Living, dead, it doesn't matter!

Hulk should be required to chew through another Hulk.

The real question is...could the Hulk chew through himself to do so?

Could his jaw muscles beat his healing factor?

Originally posted by Soljer
The real question is...could the Hulk chew through himself to do so?

Could his jaw muscles beat his healing factor?