What if Jar Jar was the Dark Lord of the Sith?

Think about it. What if lord griegor had made Jar Jar instead of anakin, and Jar Jar had the crush on padme that lead to him falling to the darkside? What would his suit look like? how would he fight?

"Lord Jader, can you hear me?"
"Yassir mesa masta! mesa hear all da tingies in da world!"
"Whatsa happenda to padme? mesa numer uno girl?"
"I think, in your anger, you killed her."
"Whatsa yousa sayin'?? NOOOO!!" 😱

*handface*

I could see it know:

"Luke, Mesa your father."
"What? No, It can't be true...
"Searchsa your feelingsa you know it to be ture."
"NO, NO!"
"Join mesa and together wesa will rule the galaxy as papasa and sonsa."
or:

"Mesa killed them, mesa killed them all, and not justsa the men but thesa women and thesa children too. They weresa like animals and mesa slaughtered them like animals. MESA HATES THEM!!"

Oh, shit...

haha this is the official place to talk about how jar jar could have made star wars worse by being in different rolls.

or how about the emperor?

Now yousa die, jedi!
Only now at da end da yousa understanden!

Yousa fulfilling yousa destiny!

Lets make Jar Jar a sith lord!!! durpot

He would not sound powerfull like vader if he was a sith. Darth Vader gives you the chills when he talks he will make you laugh

Originally posted by Kapton JAC
I could see it know:

"Luke, Mesa your father."
"What? No, It can't be true...
"Searchsa your feelingsa you know it to be ture."
"NO, NO!"
"Join mesa and together wesa will rule the galaxy as papasa and sonsa."
or:

"Mesa killed them, mesa killed them all, and not justsa the men but thesa women and thesa children too. They weresa like animals and mesa slaughtered them like animals. MESA HATES THEM!!"

Mesa clumsy.

Originally posted by coolmovies
He would not sound powerfull like vader if he was a sith. Darth Vader gives you the chills when he talks he will make you laugh

I cry when I see Jar-Jar...

Pshhh kaaa...Now mesa isa tha masta!!....Pshhh kaaa...

Jar Jar does give the chills... he's the most freaking scary thing I ever saw.

The scariest thing I ever saw was someone calling Batman a superhero when he doesn't even have superpowers.

So?

hes got super stuff.

JAR JAR BATMAN!!

Mesa da fear! Mesa da night!

That I like. I bet Wicket could play The Joker.

If JAR JAR was dark lord of the sith, he'd try to force-choke someone, but screw up and force-choke himself.

"Yousa have failed mesa for the last time Admiral... *Sputtering*"

Or he would try to throw the emperor down the reactor shaft, but trip and fall in himself... somehow dragging luke with him.

Jar Jar a sith ord.. LOLZ hell no 😆 😆

i can see what the clone wars is going to be about from this thread...

Spoiler:
jar-jar is going to star in the clone wars

Good call.

well it is a 3d cartoon aimed towards the younger generation. Who else to provide the much needed stupidity we find in most modern cartoons?