Ash Williams vs Jason Voorhees
S-Mart is holding a grand opening at Crystal Lake. Big mistake, since the store is populated with part-time employees who happen to be horny teenagers.
Jason rises from his watery grave and shambles over to S-Mart. Machete in hand, Jason goes to work, leaving a mass of bodies in his wake.
As Jason raises his machete, a shotgun blast knocks him back.
It's Ash. He has moved up from Housewares to being the store manager.
And he's not happy to see some hockey-masked psycho tear up his store.
"Yo, hockey-mask," Ash calls out as he reloads his shotgun. "Let's go."