Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

* My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student
* I survived the Battle of Endor
* Palpatine, save me from your followers
* My other starship is an SSD
* Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon
* Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully
* Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial
* Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is]
* X-wing pilots do it better
* WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?
* Poodoo happens...
* "My other vehicle is an AT-AT"
* "Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"
* "If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"
* "The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"
* "I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"
* "Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"
* Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
* Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
* Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!
* Baby Ewok on Board
* Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board
* Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL
* My Other Car is an Incom T-16
* Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138
* Mon Mothma for Emperor!

Mujaffa, what the hell is wrong with you? These suck.

'im a jackass..official

* If you can read this, you are going to fry in my exhaust fumes

These are semi-funny...Muj, you're very bored aren't you???

Most are wack as hell, although i liked : "I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)" . I hate those furry f*#ks.

Now now Volundro...

They'd be cool if we saw them as Jedi or if they had high-powered energy rifles...

Not bad.....but mujaffa....why?????

eeerrr no, that would make it even worse.

Originally posted by Captain REX
These are semi-funny...Muj, you're very bored aren't you???

Originally posted by Julie
Not bad.....but mujaffa....why?????

they're not too bad. made by someone who is obviously bored and a star wars freak. but who says that's a bad thing?

i didn't sketch one smile reading those...i admit i like that one with vader but that's it.