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Mr. Slippyfist Dead

The Hardy Boys vs Batman

They detect.

A sodomizing of - I don't know - Speedy occurs in New York City.

They have access to all of their tech, and such. They start detectivating at the same time.

Who solves it first? Who is the better detective(s)?

Zeitgeist tu quoqumber

Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.

The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.

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Scoobless sselboocS

Veronica Mars FTW!

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

Sherlock Holmes kicks the shit out of these noobs.

Mr. Slippyfist Dead

What happens if the Hardy Boys get a raging clue?

TricksterPriest Renegade Timelord

They still get beat by Holmes. And the accursed Nayland Smith.

jadervason rapist of machines

Re: The Hardy Boys vs Batman

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
They detect.
A sodomizing of - I don't know - Speedy occurs in New York City.
They have access to all of their tech, and such. They start detectivating at the same time.
Who solves it first? Who is the better detective(s)?

Seeing as it was Batman who did it, this is kind of unfair.

tkitna Senior Member

Batman wins

Throw in Nancy Drew for team 1 and I might have to reconsider.

Lord Feron Senior Member

Batman rapes Hardy boys... like for real.. in the bat cave... Micheal Jackson style lol

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.
The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.
...

carnage52 Restricted

batman batkicks there clues off.

carnage52 Restricted

Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Batman unravels a multiverse-destroying plot in five panels.
The Hardy Boys take a full book to find out nobody actually stole their lunch money, it was in their back pocket the whole time.
...

hysterical

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
What happens if the Hardy Boys get a raging clue?

YouTube video

llagrok Restricted

The Hardy Boys find Batman's raging hard on.

The End.

jadervason rapist of machines

No. I got to the batsodomy first.

MY JOKE.

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by jadervason
No. I got to the batsodomy first.
MY JOKE.

Right... because the idea of Batman being a pedophile is totally yours, and yours alone. 🙂

jadervason rapist of machines

Originally posted by batdude123
Right... because the idea of Batman being a pedophile is totally yours, and yours alone. 🙂

I recognize that it is not. It couldn't be.

Because it's true. 😉

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

Originally posted by jadervason
I recognize that it is not. It couldn't be.
Because it's true. 😉

OH SHITZ!!! THAT ONE STUNG!!!11@ nuts

jadervason rapist of machines

Originally posted by batdude123
OH SHITZ!!! THAT ONE STUNG!!!11@ nuts

😕

batdude123 Fellow Tu Quoqumber

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