Venom (Eddie Brock) vs. Sabertooth

eddie eats vic for lunch

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Why Venom sucks?

- countless retcons
- loser hosts
- ''I'm gonna eat chocolate because I'm addicted to brains'' . . . . . . .
- ''permanently'' bonded 23678 times
- mimicking Spiderman's powers turned into a mockery of mentioned powers
- ''I'm gonna give you cancer because we're out of ideas for good stories and cancer always works, trust me bro, it's comics''
- Mac Gargan ! ! ! ! !
- Raimi making him look like shit
- 90s are gone, so is Venom

And now I'm gonna snap your stupid neck.

😂

I knew a venom bashing post would draw your attention 😄

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Why Venom sucks?

- countless retcons
- loser hosts
- ''I'm gonna eat chocolate because I'm addicted to brains'' . . . . . . .
- ''permanently'' bonded 23678 times
- mimicking Spiderman's powers turned into a mockery of mentioned powers
- ''I'm gonna give you cancer because we're out of ideas for good stories and cancer always works, trust me bro, it's comics''
- Mac Gargan ! ! ! ! !
- Raimi making him look like shit
- 90s are gone, so is Venom

The sad thing is none of that is as bad as Spider-Man making a deal with Satan in order to save an 80+ year old woman.

Yes, true. Probably all those superhuman punches to the head Parker suffered over the years made him unable to make good decisions. Or maybe he was always crazy about oldies.

Stilt, have you been keeping up with Wolverine?

Well, I do know that Logan is quite dead atm, if that's what you're asking. Other than that, no, I'm not up-to-date. Seen Sinister stomping Daken (how did he catch him off-guard like that again? Teleportation?), but that's it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, I do know that Logan is quite dead atm, if that's what you're asking. Other than that, no, I'm not up-to-date. Seen Sinister stomping Daken (how did he catch him off-guard like that again? Teleportation?), but that's it.

Daken is currently powerless. No healing Factor.

I was just asking because fts are rarely posted in his respect thread. Maybe I need to do a rehash and get all of his material together. I just thought you were collecting some stuff, that's all.

Originally posted by Surtur
The sad thing is none of that is as bad as Spider-Man making a deal with Satan in order to save an 80+ year old woman.

Not just that, MJ encouraged him to.

Originally posted by carver9
Daken is currently powerless. No healing Factor.

I was just asking because fts are rarely posted in his respect thread. Maybe I need to do a rehash and get all of his material together. I just thought you were collecting some stuff, that's all.

I'm afraid we need to do more than just update the respect thread; it needs to be remade. Too many links became broken over time 🙁

Originally posted by Scoobless
lol

Venom wins 9-10/10

Originally posted by Placidity
Gee, I'm really starting to dislike people who quote others while replying with "lol". First of all its just rude (and unprovoked), if you dont agree with someone, theres no need to be smart about it . But I guess it is the internet, and probably 90% of people on it do it, so meh.

Secondly, at least offer a little insight as to why you think what you think (9/10).

On another note... does this Sabretooth have adamantium and all that good stuff?

Originally posted by llagrok
lol

sabretooth 7/10

Originally posted by Scoobless
I thought you were making a joke about the superspeed thing. I thought it was funny. Typing "lol" indicated that.

If you weren't making a joke then feel free to think it's rude.

All matches are current/most recent versions of characters, so no adamantium.

Venom has everything Sabretooth has plus a lot more strength and various other options for the win, including putting tendrils inside ST and gutting him from the inside.

Classic, hilarious

Venom every time.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Classic, hilarious

Venom will win.