Flat Earth Society

Started by Bardiel135 pages

No, the site isn't real in the sense that it's a gathering place for those who believe that the Earth is flat. The society itself may have existed but the website forum in question is just another place for males 18-30 to discuss random things and develop and use obscure internet memes. You know, like Somethign Awful and the channel boards.

Originally posted by Robtard

Moral of the story, Italians can't design a proper toilet.

no, but we sure know how to clog it up

Originally posted by Schecter
no, but we sure know how to clog it up

lol poop

Originally posted by Robtard
I believe the water flushes/swirls at the angle it is ejected/shape of the toilet. So it's up the the designer of the toilet.

Edit: I onced flushed a toilet in Italy and the water went straight down and then straight up towards me, luckily I have the reflexes of a cat, so I avoided being hit with my own urine. I say this, because I know you like anecdotes.

Moral of the story, Italians can't design a proper toilet.

Are you sure you didn't accidentally piss in a bidet?

i thought the same thing. wait...is that where they shit in the water and then drink it like a fountain? europeans are weird

I visited the flat earth forums, given by deano. The first quote is a question from a poster and the second quote is a reply to the question.

"3) If there is no such thing as gravity, then there can be no such thing as "moons". Moons are simply satellites of a planet pulled in by a planets gravitational effect on the object. How then, do we have a moon?"

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"We don't regard satellites as existing. Therefore in our worldview the moon is just that big white thing we see in the sky at night."

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

and another one

"Elaborate on the sun/moon rising/setting being an optical illusion. How is it an optical illusion? Is there a giant mirror on the "ice wall"?"

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"Atmospheric refraction"

ok, this just stopped being funny and got scary πŸ˜‘ 😐

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I visited the flat earth forums, given by deano. The first quote is a question from a poster and the second quote is a reply to the question.

"3) If there is no such thing as gravity, then there can be no such thing as "moons". Moons are simply satellites of a planet pulled in by a planets gravitational effect on the object. How then, do we have a moon?"

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"We don't regard satellites as existing. Therefore in our worldview the moon is just that big white thing we see in the sky at night."

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

and another one

"Elaborate on the sun/moon rising/setting being an optical illusion. How is it an optical illusion? Is there a giant mirror on the "ice wall"?"

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"Atmospheric refraction"

ok, this just stopped being funny and got scary πŸ˜‘ 😐

Re: the 2nd response

Clearly the moon and sun get larger because of a constant supply of cgi specialists wokring 'round the clock.

Re: 1st response

The moon clearly has no gravity because a) we didn't go there and b) those astronauts that [didn't] go there floated off the surface. The tides respond to biblical verse and cable showings of The Gods Must be Crazy 2 .

it just has to be fake

Originally posted by Deano
it just has to be fake

We can hope.

IF we can accept that people can believe, with full faith, that a man talked to a burning bush, turned a staff into a snake, and later split a sea because he was allowed to do so by an all powerful being, what is so surprising about this?

Originally posted by chithappens
IF we can accept that people can believe, with full faith, that a man talked to a burning bush, turned a staff into a snake, and later split a sea because he was allowed to do so by an all powerful being, what is so surprising about this?
I think the answer would be is that those feats that you have mentioned are hard to verify where as a flat earth can easily be verified.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
I think the answer would be is that those feats that you have mentioned are hard to verify where as a flat earth can easily be verified.

Honestly, if you took their logic, it is just as hard to verify

Originally posted by Da Pittman
I think the answer would be is that those feats that you have mentioned are hard to verify where as a flat earth can easily be verified.

Not if you use the conspiracy trump card.

Originally posted by chithappens
Honestly, if you took their logic, it is just as hard to verify
Well if you use the fact that they are using science and math incorrectly then yes 1 + 1 = 4. The problem is that they are not using logic, they could easily verify any of that information but simply going to any of the poles (or the edge) and finding the Ice Wall and when the government doesn’t stop them then they would have their answer.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Well if you use the fact that they are using science and math incorrectly then yes 1 + 1 = 4. The problem is that they are not using logic, they could easily verify any of that information but simply going to any of the poles (or the edge) and finding the Ice Wall and when the government doesn’t stop them then they would have their answer.

You are right, but they are not going to bother so they are stuck in the abyss of bullshit

Originally posted by chithappens
IF we can accept that people can believe, with full faith, that a man talked to a burning bush, turned a staff into a snake, and later split a sea because he was allowed to do so by an all powerful being, what is so surprising about this?

thats very true

Originally posted by chithappens
You are right, but they are not going to bother so they are stuck in the abyss of bullshit

It makes them special. πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It makes them special. πŸ˜‰
That is some kind of special πŸ˜†

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

Originally posted by Deano
Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

πŸ˜† Forgot about that