The Epic Thread Of Fail

then again maybe the cow was asking for it...

she (it might not be a she...who knows?) has her ass in the air...she could've lay down...but no...ass WAAAYYY up in the air...gagging for it...your honour

He/she has some sort of bondage fetish.

yawn

Originally posted by jaden101

"no buttsex with midgets on the slope"

about a 3 minute walk from my front door...possibly the worlds shortest cycle path...it gets an epic fail from me

Originally posted by jaden101
about a 3 minute walk from my front door...possibly the worlds shortest cycle path...it gets an epic fail from me

yup...that's definitely Scotland for you 😆

ay...once the average scot gets to the top o that wee brae they're that knackered they say "**** this i'm gettin a taxi"

or they dump the stolen bike in the bushes

Originally posted by jaden101
ay...once the average scot gets to the top o that wee brae they're that knackered they say "**** this i'm gettin a taxi"

or they dump the stolen bike in the bushes

aye😆

"F\/ck this am gon hame"

or "fvck this...am gon' t'the pub"

a wis gonae say that😂

but felt sort of ashamed 😆

em mair ashamed that i'm on ****in KMC and no at the boozer hahaha

Originally posted by jaden101
em mair ashamed that i'm on ****in KMC and no at the boozer hahaha

same mate,

skint though 😂

broke ma bank cerd so av nae money 😆

and ah've jist got nae money...wot use is a bank caird wi nuhin on it eh?...pure shite...dinna get paid for another 2 weeks and i've got aboot 8 quid to meh name....mind you...eh wiz ****in blootered on sunday....

Originally posted by jaden101
and ah've jist got nae money...wot use is a bank caird wi nuhin on it eh?...pure shite...dinna get paid for another 2 weeks and i've got aboot 8 quid to meh name....mind you...eh wiz ****in blootered on sunday....

aye mate am usually the same man,

got paid on friday n av got like 50 quid left in ma bank 😆

always end up strugglin till the end of the month 😐

Aye mate a wis mad wae it on Fri 😆

wis meant eh be gon oot on sat/sun but ma bank cerd broke😂

hahaha...nae luck eh?...you're awa tae git a bebo addy...it'll be me

nice one mate🙂

got it 😛