Revan and Malak run the Gauntlet

New and exciting! Instead of an all-out as per the usual gauntlets, I've decided(after playing JA+ on MP) that we should have our first fist-fighting gauntlet(if it hasn't been done already).

Location: The General's Quarters onboard the Invisible Hand.
Weapons: Fists, feet and any other appendages the combatants may have. This means no lightsabers, and no Force.
Rest Time: 24 hours and 1 minute, any broken limbs will be tended to before the next fight.

1: Sand Person female and child
2: Bastila Shan and Jarael
3: Average Jedi and Average Sith
4: ROTJ Sidious and OT Vader
5: RotS Obi-Wan and Anakin
6: Arden Lyn and Darth Maul
7: Kar Vastor and Mace Windu
Bonus/Joke: Gideon, Sidi-Boy, and Blax.

They get to 4 pretty easily, suited Vader will be tough but without the force sidious gets owned. 5 would be hard fight but I think they get through. I have no clue who Arden Lyn is but looking at a picture of that arm of hers and Maul has been trained in the martial arts I'd say that they fall here. But if they somehow won then Kar and Mace wtfpwn them.

Likely they would stop at 4.

Originally posted by IAMBATMAN
Likely they would stop at 4.

Probably. Not having played KotOR in a long time, but all-too-familiar with Karapshyn's consummate ability to write a Gary Stu, I'm certain that Darth Revan is a prolific and talented martial artist, and Malak's freakin' huge. Minus the Force, our beloved Emperor finds himself with a broken neck, but Vader kicks the shit out of Revan and Malak with vastly superior physical strength... unless Malak and Revan's technique is sufficient enough to evade him and stomp the hell out of his control box.

I have no clue who Arden Lyn is

Arden Lyn is a twenty-five-thousand-year-old Force user and former dark Jedi. During Palpatine's rise to power, she was hunted down by Imperial Inquisitors and offered a place in the new regime. She refused. So one of them hacked off her arm. She changed her mind. Then, she was conscripted by the insanely brilliant Grand Admiral Demetrius Zaarin into his lunatic plot to stage a coup on the Emperor. She kidnapped Palpatine, but escaped after the coup failed. When he was reborn, he hunted her down and personally killed her. All things have a happy ending.

but looking at a picture of that arm of hers and Maul has been trained in the martial arts I'd say that they fall here.

Yeah, Revan and Malak are fooked three different ways before dying, painfully.

Arden Lyn was awesome.

they barely survive untill they get to blax.

Blax kicks all of their asses.

Gideon and Sidi-Boy ramble on for eternity about cannon.

Gideon, Blax and I WTF pwn them. Easily.

But that won't matter, as they'll probably lose to RoTS Anakin/Obi-Wan.

Kar and Mace? Not fair.

Originally posted by Faunus
Kar and Mace? Not fair.

What's not fair is that I am included in this gauntlet. As if anyone stood a chance against my UNLIMITED POWER.

Your unlimited power could, maybe, fry some eggs.

Originally posted by Gideon
What's not fair is that I am included in this gauntlet. As if anyone stood a chance against my UNLIMITED POWER.

I do. 13jockey

Homosecksicality on teh neT?!

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
I do. 13jockey

Originally posted by Faunus
Your unlimited power could, maybe, fry some eggs.

FATTY!

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Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
Unlimited power? Nah, that's not what she said.

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Originally posted by Gideon

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I'm Gideon, Native American, from tribe Smack-A-Hoe. I'm a minority. Don't even ****ing start with me.

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Originally posted by Gideon
I'm Gideon, Native American, from tribe Smack-A-Hoe. I'm a minority. Don't even ****ing start with me.

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Originally posted by Gideon
I'm Gideon, Native American, from tribe Smack-A-Hoe. I'm a minority. Don't even ****ing start with me.

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A native American from Kentucky? Now I heard everything... 🙄