The Hair IS A Muscle!

my hair, is ugly.
its darkbrown.
and thick.
and doesnt ever stay down in the back.
i move it to one side, and it goes the other way.
i let it grow, and it turns into a mullet.
so i keep it short, this way i have control.

my hair, is stupid.

is that a poem? haermm

no, i was stating facts aboot my hair.
take it as you will sir.

but my hair, is stupid

stupid is as stupid does.

i always wear a hat.
always.
i get out of the shower, i put on a hat.
i wake up in the morning, i put on a hat.
once i even slept... with my hat on.

I wear a hat to work, then style it when I get to work.

Hats are awesome though.

depends on the head.

i will show you, what i mean.
you see how, it sticks up in the back?
Always ... it always does this, sometimes more hair, sometimes less, Either way, it is only ever down when i use gel.

Old pic, Ftw.

My one and only hat, my beloved Kangol:

i've many hats.

I only wear it to control the madness.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Mohawks for the win!

Originally posted by kodak
my hair, is ugly.
its darkbrown.
and thick.
and doesnt ever stay down in the back.
i move it to one side, and it goes the other way.
i let it grow, and it turns into a mullet.
so i keep it short, this way i have control.

my hair, is stupid.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is that a poem? haermm

I have long hair which sometimes I wear in a ponytail

I'm getting my hair cut and coloured tomorrow! 🙂

Originally posted by chillybanana
I'm getting my hair cut and coloured tomorrow! 🙂

Put up a picture afterward, plz. 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Put up a picture afterward, plz. 😄

Originally posted by Mywi
Id like one

I hate long hair. Even before I joined the Army, I always had short hair. I still have the Army style fade. Periodically, if it's really hot during the summer time, I'll shave my head bald.