Why didn't the Soviets go after the Ark?

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I think I'll put him in my car... as the nodding dog.

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Let's cruise... My nodding Sadako will most definately impress the ladies...

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*cruising.... sees chicks looking*

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*chicks like me... frown at the weird dog in the back*

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*I have sex in the back seat... you just nod*

*Notes that Queeq is on the back seat by myself...*

*looks away fearfully and awkwardly and continues to nod*

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😛

😂

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Oh good... I thought I had broken him.

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And more chicks hop in the car...

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And more....

😄

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OOpps.... you scared one of the ladies with that scary smile.